Goddammit. Every little fucking thing's been pissing me off lately, and I can't figure out why for the hell of me. If I suddenly snap one day and just shout "FUCK YOU ALL" in the middle of class, you know why.

So... Valentine's day.

Fuck. Any ideas?

So if I'm the primary observer of my reality and my purpose is that of existence, which entails primarily observing (due to the subjectivity of existence) then therefore, all external forces of human, physical, and psychological interaction are acting primarily on me. Furthermore, all forces of the universe are essentially random due to the ( Read more... )

Ya know, I was in the shower today, and I had a thought: it'd be awesome to live through a apocalypse, even if I die in the end. Does anyone else agree with me on that?
But anyway, I think I'ma write or make a movie or something like that. Yeah...

Ya'know, there comes a point where laughter is no longer relevant because things are so funny that laughing just doesn't work.
On a different note, wild dagga + blue lotus + dream herb + Mitch Hedberg = hilarious

Guhhh... sardines and ice cream don't mix.

Do you ever have that feeling like you're a horrible person for no reason? I just got that. I don't know why...

Predictions for 2007 ( Read more... )

Hmmm... stoned phone calls from old friends at 3:30 in the morning?

A brief summary of 2006, more for my benefit than yours ( Read more... )