this is like, the funniest fucking shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT4XO3Hjp7M

AHAHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFpUZ-hFbA

dude, i had just pulled into the driveway and my niece's mom was standing outside smoking so we were chatting about our soccer game that we just played when ALL OF A SUDDEN we start hearing sirens and VROOOOOM a car zips by with a police car right behind it. thank GOD i had just turned off that road because they were going at least 50mph on a 30 ( Read more... )

lofuckingl

Castillo, 45, struck a flight attendant on the buttocks with the backof her hand during Saturday's flight, FBI Special Agent Peter Carricatosaid in a criminal complaint filed in U.S. District Court in Charlotte.She also stood and fell onto the head of a blind passenger and laterstarted pulling the person's hair, the complaint stated. ( Read more... )

some state initiatives i'd like to point out ( Read more... )

thank you, america, for my belated birthday present.

what a great day to be an american :)

HONOLULU - The best bargain at theSalvation Army thrift store in Kailua-Kona was a Richard Simmonsvideotape. But Mikela Mercier, 11, decided to pass up the chance to buythe tape for a few coins after she found a surprise inside: $1,000 in$100 bills.

Mikela said that when she discovered the money whilebrowsing through the used tapes, she immediately ( Read more... )

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my birthday's in 2 weeks, hurrah!

jay-z is like...super bajillionaire yet .. YET....he hasn't paid for beyonce TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE

gahhhhhhhhhhh