Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!

Robert: Slugs.

Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

( Read more... )

disclaimer: superficial content ( Read more... )

what a nice day i had with the matt! we went into the city with his friend ron to see batalion of saints at cbgbs. we made a pit-stop in billburg for some overpriced vegan fast food and the "clebrity murders" show. we checked out our favorite "artists and fleas" market on north 6th and matt surprised me by buying this sweet little mirror which ( Read more... )

please feel free to add. actually, i WANT suggestions. i only have two ( Read more... )

kinda see my arm for those of you who had asked about it.


( Read more... )

you should watch this film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324197/

im not terribly comfy with this...

http://ueba.com.br/forums/index.php?showtopic=17608

ive heard of practicing on sow's ears (dead and detached from said sow) and oranges...but LIVE pigs?

"the bed" was just delivered. no more (not) sleeping on a shitty sofa. see, we found out we had been sleeping on a futon mattress which was saturated in BLACK/RED MOLD. we were probably killing ourselves while we slumbered. so, we bit the bullet and bought a nice queen-sized bed. we even have a sweet headboard for it. domesticity, we succumb ( Read more... )

( Read more... )