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[praatziek]

Chocolate frogs are more interesting when they hop on the heads of fourth years, make frog-like sounds, and scare certain fourth years into thinking that there is an actual frog on her head. It becomes even more amusing when a certain first year's cat sees the frog, follows it with its eyes, and, about five minutes into said fourth years freaking

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[dressedtoquill]

That was PRICELESS! The first in a series of many a plot against this Ray...Raie...Rauoie...bugger it, I'm not going to even try and spell it. RAVEN. There, was that so hard? Bint.

[Private to Lisa]
Just posted a private thing to him.

I'm not going to bother asking where you are anymore. So send that ruddy bird of yours here, I've got a letter for you. Just...do it.

Now I'm all bloody anxious and hoping he doesn't respond with "Fuck off." I know he will.

[/Private]

I actually finished Charms homework before Lisa Turpin? Oh, Merlin, the world is ending!

[praatziek]

Raeiouven. So many vowels. It hurts.

[Private: Lisa]

That was so polite it hurt. Please feel the sarcasm in that sentence. No please? Morag...

[/Private]

How many inches do you have done? I've done another two.

[dressedtoquill]

Her whole BEING makes me hurt. What is wrong with that girl? She's taken to thinking she can do magic without a wand, as well. Right. Good luck with that, Mistress Voweltastic.

[Private to Lisa]

It's hard, all right! Should I really change it?

[/Private]

21. Only nine more, right? Hah.

[praatziek]

Sometimes I wonder if a higher power is going to smite me for doing such things.

[Private: Morag]

Seriously, make it more polite. At the very least, say please.

[/Private]

Don't remind me. Ugh.

Private Lisa/Terry

[praatziek]

I won't argue that. I do have to say that smudge of ink on your nose is rather fetching, as well.

Private Lisa/Terry

[praatziek]

I miss it. It looked like a little miniature dog. You do look better without ink on your nose. You may stare as much as you would like, love, but I'm afraid that there are far too many distractions down here. Like you. I'm going to go to the dorm, I think, and work on my essay.

[childish_pranks]

You got that twirping little fourth year?

I applaud you, Lisa dear! My hat is off!...The hell!? and so are my trousers!

Essay nagging at you too eh? I've been trying to get this done but I've been distracted by Theo I cant seem to find the...correct words.

[praatziek]

We've begun the process, yes. Thank you, dear.

The essay is not "nagging" at me; it's just taking me an inordinately long amount of time to write even this much. Thusly, why I moved to my dorm.

[blond_hannah]

I have to agree with Tracey, actually- that fourth year girl was being really annoying in the Potions hallway the other day, claiming she could do some kind of silly spell and really just holding everyone up who were trying to switch classes! I laughed when I read your story- Transfiguration is good for something after all, it seems!

I finished the Charms essay yesterday, but it did seem to take far too long, so all of you who are still finishing it definitely have my sympathy!

[childish_pranks]

...Someone agrees with me!?
Hannah!?

...This must be a dream! Everytime I open my mouth I'm told what I say is childish and foolish...and you agree!?

I LOVE this!

[zachsattack]

If you're hungry, I suggest eating something.

[praatziek]

Very sensible, Zachary. Thank you.

[zachsattack]

My name is Zacharias.

[praatziek]

I'm sorry. It's late. Forgive me?