[The video clicks on, and the camera focuses on a rather creepy looking
puppet dressed in green. It's being held upright by two gray hands. The puppeteer begins moving it in jerky motions that allow the mouth to clack open and shut as if it's speaking.]
Oh dear me!
[The voice is falsetto, imitating that of a child. It then shifts in tone to something more gruff sounding, though it seems the audience is to believe it comes from the mouth of the same doll.]
I SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN MYSELF MOTHERFUCKIN' LOST.
[Then back to the lighter tone again. It continues to switch back and forth for each line of dialogue.]
Whatever is a little boy like me to do?
ALL LOST AND MOTHERFUCKIN' ALONE WITH NO MOTHERFUCKERS TO LOOK OUT FOR ME!
These halls are so dark.
SO DARK AND SCARY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
I don't all know what to do.
[The puppet is manipulated so that it's covering both eyes with its hands.]
I MIGHT JUST MOTHERFUCKIN' CRY.