I'd like to think I don't get overemotional about stuff regarding family and all that jazz. But I'm at home right now and my new baby is not with me. This irritates me and I want to fix it, but I can't. So I'm just going to sit here and be a lump of irritated Mykie (which is better than being a lump of irradiated Mykie) until my baby gets out of ( Read more... )

So little Jasper Ivan came in to the world last night at 10:31pm. Kim went from 3cm to "here's a baby!" in about 40 minutes. So I referenced Jasper's birth as being a Zerg Rush and the nurse was utterly confused ( Read more... )

Electrical outlets that are controlled by light switches that also control the main source of light in the room are awesome ideas...Until you think about it for more than half a second. At which point it becomes very obvious why it is a universally terrible idea and should never ever be done under any circumstances, no really ( Read more... )

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I see you're fucking up my computer again, you sadistic asshole. Well time to go back in to the task manager and kill your fat, useless ass. I'd disable you in the services but it looks like you're already disabled, and yet here you are, terrorizing me again and slowing my computer to a crawl. How nice of you.

A 12 gauge, pump action, bullpup, magazine fed shotgun that holds 15 rounds.

Now everyone knows what I want for my birthday and/or Christams.

So I'm almost completely moved to the new place in Inver Grove Heights. The house is ginormous, which is excellent. Kim and I have claimed the master bedroom. Fancy double doors, two closets, a bathroom with two sinks, a bathtub with water jets and a shower stall. Epic all around. The other rooms are all roughly the same size, with the exception of ( Read more... )

So a while back I was at a VMWare dog and pony show up in Maple Grove. One of the many things we learned is that VMWare is very secure in their virtualization tech. This came in the form of a comment that was made during the demonstration. Their official stance on ESXi vs Hyper-V is that for about 10 virtual machines, Hyper-V is easily just as good ( Read more... )

So I'm working on some Active Directory probing code, written in PHP of course because I will apparently never move off of PHP, and the problem I run in to is that I don't have a web server to test my code on in a speedy fashion. So I'm just spewing out lines and lines of code not knowing if it's going to work. But it should...In theory. Here's to ( Read more... )

So I've had a Dreamwidth account for a while now. I rarely use it, and I think I've figured out why. Dreamwidth is fucking ugly as sin. It makes me want to stab my eyes. LiveJournal has some conflicting themes, but a lot of the themes go together really well. None of Dreamwidth's themes go together. I think this is partially because the primary ( Read more... )