Finding your body on in a dark alley? Most likely not, the only dark alleys white suburbanite chaps see are on CSI NY! And despite what you may be already thinking, the sociopath from TV wasn't in fact me, or rather it was, but my attorneys used the "he's a souless nether-beast" defense and I was admonished from the supposed crime!
I hope I would find your body among friends, wit and charm falling as they may and where they will. The falling wit and charm in my case however, and I need'nt mention this to you I suppose, after a good round of shooters would take the form of the alcohol soaked contents of my stomach, and said table would take the form of a police officers shoe!
-your friend and ally againt Jack "he's worse than Hitler" Layton
excuse the copious spelling/grammar mistakes, I am the biggest retard nature has ever had the cruel injustice to force upon humanity, and thus mistakes are an inherent fact of life for me...so SOOOOOORY!
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I hope I would find your body among friends, wit and charm falling as they may and where they will. The falling wit and charm in my case however, and I need'nt mention this to you I suppose, after a good round of shooters would take the form of the alcohol soaked contents of my stomach, and said table would take the form of a police officers shoe!
-your friend and ally againt Jack "he's worse than Hitler" Layton
Black Mamba
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-embittered and wholly hostile
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