also:

[prairiecity]

i'm unconvinced that there's any way for a bald fag to grow a beard without looking like a leather daddy (nothing against leather daddies, but not what i wish to project into the world). is this something i can pull off? help me, internet.

Comments

[dzuunmod]

Keep it as short as possible. That's all I can think of.

[prairiecity]

your advice is sound.

[cornelius_mcfee]

I agree. A smallish beard will work.

[prairiecity]

this will require more sophisticated trimming devices, methinks, but i'm not going to fight the consensus.

[amanda_mary]

Avoid ass-less chaps?

I think you would look very professorial with a beard.

[prairiecity]

so, then: new hair trimming devices and a new wardrobe. check.

[firedoor]

yes!

[prairiecity]

hmm.

unrelatedly, i'll be at work until forever o'clock tonight. call that punishment for taking two days off.

[fragile_object]

being ultra cute and rad. should be easy!

[prairiecity]

pff.