Wyoming

[prairiedog]

So, I went and visited my Dad in Wyoming this weekend. Patrick, I know you gotta like a nice gun.

Comments

[island_boi]

damn, thats a big gun there fella.

[prairiedog]

why thank you Lamont. You know, they say that the bigger the gun, the bigger the, uh, well, you know...

or maybe that was glove...

[chowderass]

cool can you get over 250 with 30 10pt body targets at 300 yrds with it, because you'll need to for the revolution.

[prairiedog]

well, I haven't tried targets, but I did manage to hit a running prairie dog, so I may be of some use to the revolution...

[chowderass]

im glad the assault ban was lifted...

[anonymous]

im a fan, youve never looked so badass scott.

Re: im glad the assault ban was lifted...

[prairiedog]

Thanks, secret admirer. I am available for assassination missions starting at $9.95 and moving up to $24.99, depending on how much the world needs to be rid of the target and how likely their family is to be violently upset at their "disappearance." I insist on being paid in Iraqi Dinars, at the internationally accepted exchange rate of 1 Dollar U.S. to 18.142353 billion zillion Dinars. Also, I require access to a new Audi A4 convertible, well insured, which I will probably return heavily damaged after execution of the mission. Finally, I don't have ammunition, armor, money, qualifications or access to that rifle, for that matter, hence the low asking price, but none of that ought to deter you from hiring me, your friendly local contract killer.

"Hi, welcome to Murder King! How can I help you kill it your way today?"

Re: im glad the assault ban was lifted...

[chowderass]

this is brilliant

wait i just read the last line

this is crap

Re: im glad the assault ban was lifted...

[prairiedog]

I think your freshly shaven balls are crap.

And who cares what half-ass celebrity has gotten their rectum ravaged at your stupid clinic?

"Whatever I feel like, GAH!"