IRC FUNTIEMS
<@Jade> ONCE UPON A TIME
XD
<@Jade> THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCE
<+Arthur> ..oh god
<@Jade> NAMED ARTHUR PENDRAGON
<+Arthur> this isn't going to end well
<@Jade> LOOK, HE TOLD HIS MANSERVANT MERLIN
<@Jade> LOOK AT THAT GIRL WHO IS TOTALLY NOT MY SISTER.
<+Arthur> . . .
<@Jade> ISN'T SHE SMOKIN'?
<+Arthur> i am dying inside.
<+Arthur> AMERICA
<+Arthur> AMERICA PAY ATTENTION
XDDDDD
<@Jade> Yes, Merlin, his manservant replied, she is pretty much on fire.
<+Arthur> LOOK AT WHAT"S GOING ON
<@Jade> MERLIN, ARTHUR CONCLUDED AFTER SOME THOUGHT, AND IT WAS ABOUT AN HOUR BECAUSE THOUGHT WAS HARD FOR ARTHUR, I WOULD LIKE TO BONE ME SOME FIRE.
<+Arthur> jade i will kill you with my mind
<+Arthur> oh my god
<@Jade> Well, Merlin replied, That's probably not a good idea but because I love you I'm going to go distract your dad while you go bone some fire. Try not to get burned!
sgsen i love you
<+Arthur> I DON"T WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN FIRE
.....Jade ilu
<+Arthur> EPSECIALLY NOT IF THAT FIRE IS MORGANA
you just need protection
WE COULD BUILD YOU A STONE WOMAN
<+Arthur> BECAUSE MORGANA PROBABLY REALLY COULD KILL ME WITH HER MIND
FIRE RESISTANT CONDOMS???
<+Arthur> NOT THAT I WOULD EVER ADMIT THAT
<+Arthur> HEY
NO OIL PLAY
<@Jade> The fire, also known as Morgana, turned to Arthur and said, You know I am right here, right? And that I can hear everything you are saying, right?
<+Arthur> WE DON'T HAVE CONDOMS IN CAMELOT
<+Arthur> WE DON'T NEED CONDOMS IN CAMELOT
you have rabbit skin
sldkjflpffffffffffff
<+Arthur> I AM NOT PUTTING MY DICK IN A RABBIT JUST SO I CAN PUT IT IN MORGANA
<@Jade> ...i don't know how to end this tot do it for me
...that's starting to sound like oregon trail
<+Arthur> hjfknjfdknjfdsknjfdknj crying
TO GET TO MORGANA, YOU MUST FIRST REACH THE *RABBIT
<+Arthur> * UTHER has CHOLERA
<@Jade> hkjfdhh
* Jade is now known as Uther
"Maybe you should be less hot" Arthur said to Morgana who did not want to be less physically attractive. So she stepped over to the window.
<+Arthur> CRY
<@Uther> man whyd id i not app uther
<+Arthur> you should
<@Uther> i should have
<@Uther> REGRETS!
<@Uther> DEEP REGRETS!
<+Arthur> YOU COULD
<+Arthur> NEXT TIME
<@Uther> I COULD
* Azel has joined #campfuckudie
ARTHUR WENT TO THE WINDOW TOO SO HE COULD KISS THE PRETTY GIRL BUT INSTEAD HE KISSED A LARGE STONE THAT THE MASON HAD LEFT BECAUSE IT WAS HARD TO CARRY IT
AND THE MASONS STARTED TO CALL HIM THE BOY WHO PUT HIS SWORD INT HE STONE
lolll
.........pffffffff
* Namine[fooding] is now known as Namine
<+Arthur> ........
:'D
<+Arthur> i am posting this in arthur's journal
I love you too
and then:
<+Arthur> It's just Gwendo being sexy
<@Uther> your favourite dickwad
* Uther is now known as Jade
<+Arthur> .....i did not just call uther sexy
<@Jade> ...
<+Arthur> shut up
...
<@Jade> you did, actually.
<+Arthur> no i didn't
<+Arthur> you're high
on that nick to
<+Arthur> also why am i +v'd
....
lol
YOU ARTHUR, I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU SHOULD BE INTRODUCED TO AN AUSTRIA PSYCHOANALYST...
Arthur, is there something you wish to share
<+Arthur> NO
:>
* Jade is now known as Freud
<@Freud> Tell me about... your mother.
<+Arthur> WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER ;o;
* +Arthur cries
* +Arthur manful tears
<@Freud> Ah.
<@Freud> Interesting.
<@Freud> Please don't soil my couch.
* +Arthur sobbing in a manly fashion
...pfffffffff
<@Freud> ... :|
Arthur, do you hate your father?
... or your mother?
<+Arthur> ...N...Ye... I.
<+Arthur> I LOVE MY MOTHER
<@Freud> ARTHUR, ARE YOU AWARE THAT HATE ACTUALLY MEANS SEX?
THAT IS A LIE
<@Freud> IT MEANS SEX.
<@Freud> YOUR NAME?
<@Freud> it also means sex.
<@Freud> Unf.
<+Arthur> ... Well i knew THAT./
<+Arthur> I mean
<+Arthur> come on
...
<+Arthur> Look at me!
In conclusion: why chan, why.
XD
<@Jade> THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL PRINCE
<+Arthur> ..oh god
<@Jade> NAMED ARTHUR PENDRAGON
<+Arthur> this isn't going to end well
<@Jade> LOOK, HE TOLD HIS MANSERVANT MERLIN
<@Jade> LOOK AT THAT GIRL WHO IS TOTALLY NOT MY SISTER.
<+Arthur> . . .
<@Jade> ISN'T SHE SMOKIN'?
<+Arthur> i am dying inside.
<+Arthur> AMERICA
<+Arthur> AMERICA PAY ATTENTION
XDDDDD
<@Jade> Yes, Merlin, his manservant replied, she is pretty much on fire.
<+Arthur> LOOK AT WHAT"S GOING ON
<@Jade> MERLIN, ARTHUR CONCLUDED AFTER SOME THOUGHT, AND IT WAS ABOUT AN HOUR BECAUSE THOUGHT WAS HARD FOR ARTHUR, I WOULD LIKE TO BONE ME SOME FIRE.
<+Arthur> jade i will kill you with my mind
<+Arthur> oh my god
<@Jade> Well, Merlin replied, That's probably not a good idea but because I love you I'm going to go distract your dad while you go bone some fire. Try not to get burned!
sgsen i love you
<+Arthur> I DON"T WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN FIRE
.....Jade ilu
<+Arthur> EPSECIALLY NOT IF THAT FIRE IS MORGANA
you just need protection
WE COULD BUILD YOU A STONE WOMAN
<+Arthur> BECAUSE MORGANA PROBABLY REALLY COULD KILL ME WITH HER MIND
FIRE RESISTANT CONDOMS???
<+Arthur> NOT THAT I WOULD EVER ADMIT THAT
<+Arthur> HEY
NO OIL PLAY
<@Jade> The fire, also known as Morgana, turned to Arthur and said, You know I am right here, right? And that I can hear everything you are saying, right?
<+Arthur> WE DON'T HAVE CONDOMS IN CAMELOT
<+Arthur> WE DON'T NEED CONDOMS IN CAMELOT
you have rabbit skin
sldkjflpffffffffffff
<+Arthur> I AM NOT PUTTING MY DICK IN A RABBIT JUST SO I CAN PUT IT IN MORGANA
<@Jade> ...i don't know how to end this tot do it for me
...that's starting to sound like oregon trail
<+Arthur> hjfknjfdknjfdsknjfdknj crying
TO GET TO MORGANA, YOU MUST FIRST REACH THE *RABBIT
<+Arthur> * UTHER has CHOLERA
<@Jade> hkjfdhh
* Jade is now known as Uther
"Maybe you should be less hot" Arthur said to Morgana who did not want to be less physically attractive. So she stepped over to the window.
<+Arthur> CRY
<@Uther> man whyd id i not app uther
<+Arthur> you should
<@Uther> i should have
<@Uther> REGRETS!
<@Uther> DEEP REGRETS!
<+Arthur> YOU COULD
<+Arthur> NEXT TIME
<@Uther> I COULD
* Azel has joined #campfuckudie
ARTHUR WENT TO THE WINDOW TOO SO HE COULD KISS THE PRETTY GIRL BUT INSTEAD HE KISSED A LARGE STONE THAT THE MASON HAD LEFT BECAUSE IT WAS HARD TO CARRY IT
AND THE MASONS STARTED TO CALL HIM THE BOY WHO PUT HIS SWORD INT HE STONE
lolll
.........pffffffff
* Namine[fooding] is now known as Namine
<+Arthur> ........
:'D
<+Arthur> i am posting this in arthur's journal
I love you too
and then:
<+Arthur> It's just Gwendo being sexy
<@Uther> your favourite dickwad
* Uther is now known as Jade
<+Arthur> .....i did not just call uther sexy
<@Jade> ...
<+Arthur> shut up
...
<@Jade> you did, actually.
<+Arthur> no i didn't
<+Arthur> you're high
on that nick to
<+Arthur> also why am i +v'd
....
lol
YOU ARTHUR, I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU SHOULD BE INTRODUCED TO AN AUSTRIA PSYCHOANALYST...
Arthur, is there something you wish to share
<+Arthur> NO
:>
* Jade is now known as Freud
<@Freud> Tell me about... your mother.
<+Arthur> WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER ;o;
* +Arthur cries
* +Arthur manful tears
<@Freud> Ah.
<@Freud> Interesting.
<@Freud> Please don't soil my couch.
* +Arthur sobbing in a manly fashion
...pfffffffff
<@Freud> ... :|
Arthur, do you hate your father?
... or your mother?
<+Arthur> ...N...Ye... I.
<+Arthur> I LOVE MY MOTHER
<@Freud> ARTHUR, ARE YOU AWARE THAT HATE ACTUALLY MEANS SEX?
THAT IS A LIE
<@Freud> IT MEANS SEX.
<@Freud> YOUR NAME?
<@Freud> it also means sex.
<@Freud> Unf.
<+Arthur> ... Well i knew THAT./
<+Arthur> I mean
<+Arthur> come on
...
<+Arthur> Look at me!
In conclusion: why chan, why.