A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man--promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul ( Read more... )

i have to take 2 horse pills 2 a day and 2 T cough syrup every 4 hours and breathing machine 3 times a day and an unhalor 2 a day.. stupid severe case of broncitus ( Read more... )

I’ve been trying to get that Brasil story down for some time and I’ve decided that what happens in Rio stays in Rio. Some of it was downright unexplainable, like the sunsets or the beautiful shade of brown skin or the green eyes or the sounds on the beach (“sanduiches natural”) or the overall theme of benevolence or even just the amazing McDonald’s ( Read more... )

i love karl he is my starburst lol i love you

i love you karl..

hey you guys i have this dude and hes a cry baby .. ugh immature nerds lol ya and today i got a letter in the mail from karl 7 pages OMG i loved reading it though and he sprayed it with calonge how ever its spelled.. lol and now my WHOLE ROOM SMELLS LIKE COASTLINE or as i would have named it karl... but ya i got 2 pics from him and hes one fine ( Read more... )

i had this long thing about how bubba makes me mad and stuff but i decieded that why talk about bubba because if i truely disliked him.. then i wouldnt talk about him thus making him the center of my world ( Read more... )

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is ( Read more... )

OMG sooooo cool i was loging on to try to put a pic up and it said "bahhhhhhh says frank" how cool is that

So sad to see the holidays pass, but it’s time. That’s your cue, people, to start taking all that shit down. Let’s hop to it. How was your New Year’s celebration? New Year’s always trips me out because there’s so much pressure to make it some memorable evening. In reality, it’s just an excuse to wear an insane outfit and stay out three or four ( Read more... )