3rd Invasion

[praxipads]

[Praxis' voice is surprisingly filled with a sense of warmth and maybe even a dash of humor. He sounds downright friendly! But, those used to sniffing out deceit will notice he's not being completely sincere.]

I'd like to apologize for the rude greeting I bestowed upon those of you who tried to console me across this channel the other day. I'm

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[flyingfloor]

I'll be your friend!

[Floor has no idea what he's talking about, as she was away from her comm when he arrived on board, but surely he's a nice man if he's looking for friends! Floor could use more friends...]

My name is Floor, what's yours?

[praxipads]

Huh?

Speak up, friend.

[flyingfloor]

[Floor tries to speak louder.]

I SAID THAT I WOULD BE YOUR FRIEND, AND THAT MY NAME IS FLOOR. WHAT'S YOURS?

[thenotmagician]

[Zeke thinks this guy is full of complete bullshit]

Sure. And maybe we could all get together and have a little tea party on deck thirteen, eh?

[praxipads]

[He chuckles.]

Very funny. I like your sense of humor.

[thenotmagician]

Hah. Really now?

[praxipads]

You bet.

[Praxis loevs gay jokes. Stupid queers.]

[shadesofeco]

[The transmission signal crackles badly.]

Watch your back, Praxis.

[praxipads]

Ah, Jak.

How are we today? Still in the brig?

[shadesofeco]

[God if you could see the look of absolute hatred aimed at you right now, Praxis. Of course, the singing bees kind of nullify that.]

It was worth it.

[praxipads]

I don't doubt it...

Jak, what's that in the background there?

Is that--

Jak, is that singing I hear?

HEY THIS WILL END BADLY

[lilyground]

I'll be your friend! What's your name?

TERRIBLY :D

[praxipads]

You can call me Praxis, little lady.

What's your name?

:D WHAT FUN

[lilyground]

Praxis?

[Lily very vaguely remembers hearing that name before, but she brushes it off.]

I'm Lily Worth! Are you new here?

:D I aim to please

[praxipads]

Yes, Lily, I am quite new.

[electroniccrane]

In my experience, stress causes people to reveal their true character.