AIM LOG ✘ Genkaku & Badou.
What: They rob a bank! You think I'm kidding, don't you. Hilarity ensues.
When: Wheeeeenever.
Warnings: Hideous humor, guns, some gore, some gay.
Where: Random bank in the slums who cares. NO VOGONS FUCK THOSE GUYS.
lemonfetishes: BUT THEM JUST
lemonfetishes: ROBBING??
lemonfetishes: A CONVENIENCE STORE OR SHITTY RUN DOWN BANK
lemonfetishes: IT MADE ME LOL FOREVER
red x friday: ...IAWTC
red x friday: it'd be so
red x friday: not cool
red x friday: they'd be RETARDED
lemonfetishes: oh man genkaku would suggest the shit outta that
lemonfetishes: YEP
lemonfetishes: JUST
lemonfetishes: NOT EVEN GUNS BLAZING
lemonfetishes: i can imagine them just sauntering up to the booth like
Genkaku: ssssssssso
Genkaku: you should
Genkaku: give us
Genkaku: all your money
Genkaku: like uh
Genkaku: right now...
red x friday: HAHAHAHHAA
red x friday: badou wanders off to get candy in the next row
Badou: HEY YOU WANT CHOC PRETZELS....
lemonfetishes: omg i imagined him in the bank
lemonfetishes: with those shitty
lemonfetishes: lollipops
red x friday: FFFFFFFF
lemonfetishes: genkaku leans over and
lemonfetishes: lights the end on fire LMFAO
red x friday: HAHAHAHA
red x friday: SHEER HABIT
lemonfetishes: CRYING
Badou: "WHAT THE HELL I CAN'T SMOKE -- "
Badou: "wait maybe h/o"
Badou: "okay thats not working"
Badou: "WHAT THE HELL I CANT SMOKE THIS"
Genkaku: no bite the candy off
Genkaku: swear to shit it's got a hole running through it
Genkaku: i mean it'll taste like plastic but
Genkaku: i dunno stuff something in it.
Badou: /PTOOS IT AT HIS FACE
Badou: So anyway.
Badou: We got this bag! Fill it.
Genkaku: It's for a security system, ain't that ironic.
Genkaku: Aaah, don't touch that button, please!
Genkaku: /chops fingers x)
Badou: /kekekeke
Badou: You know what I always wanted ta do?
Genkaku: Say fuck on top of the counter, say fuck on top of the counter...
Badou: /HEAD WHAP
Genkaku: /fml icon
Genkaku: Guessin' it wasn't fuck on top of the counter ...
Badou: No, asshole, can you keep your mind offa your dick for one shitty hold up?
Genkaku: N... o.
Genkaku: Nope!
Genkaku: /patpats dick.
Genkaku: /x)
Badou: /ignores
Badou: I always wanted ta do --
Badou: /JUMPS UP ON THE COUNTER
Badou: /but not for fuckin sorry 8(
Badou: /TRIES TO SLIDE LIKE A COOL GUYYYYYYY
Badou: /falls off
Genkaku: /catches!
Badou: /uwah
Badou: Put me down, asslover.
Badou: I had that shit.
Genkaku: /tosses behind the counter
Badou: /CRASH
Genkaku: Go get the mooooney.
Genkaku: /-- snrk
Badou: FUCK YOU, DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE SOME HO --
Badou: -- LADY, what'd we say about the button?
Badou: Knock it off!
Badou: Would you tie her up alreayd?
Genkaku: Eehhhh? Shoot off her other hand!
Genkaku: I'm too lazy to tie her up.
Genkaku: />(
Badou: /6|
Genkaku: /leans over the counter
Genkaku: Get it, open it.
Genkaku: S'it got one'a them retna scan things?
Badou: I duh --
Badou: /BEEPING NOISES
Badou: /oh great it scanned his eyepatch
Badou: /DEADPAN FACE
Genkaku: /.... sm-smirk
Badou: /WINGS THAT TRASH BIN BACK AT HIM
Genkaku: /arm black
Genkaku: /THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER...
Badou: Find the face we need. Hey, button-happy, you the face?
Genkaku: I doubt she's the face.
Genkaku: /whimpering confirms these suspicions
Genkaku: There's probably some ball-sweatin' half-bald nerd in the back jackin' off to that ...
Genkaku: animated
Genkaku: porn shit.
Genkaku: What is that shit called ..
Genkaku: /HANDWAVE
Genkaku: Don't matter!
Genkaku: Check the back!
Badou: Why am I doin' all the legwork, why you so lazy...
Badou: /GRUMBLEMUMBLE
Badou: /CHECKS THE BACK...
Genkaku: You got longer legs.
Genkaku: /griiin
Badou: /and from the back comes
Badou: two startled screams
Badou: /one is Badou's.
Genkaku: /...
Genkaku: /...
Genkaku: /sigh.
Genkaku: /katsu's the door in so nobody can leave
Genkaku: /GOES TO CHECK
Genkaku: Whaaaaaaat.
Badou: /behold, a fat guy on a toilet struggling to pull his pants up
Badou: /and an unhappy looking Badou
Badou: What are you doin' back here?
Badou: Get outta here. FACE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT DON'T TAKE THAT LONG TO WIPE.
Genkaku: Must'a been summoned by your fuckin' girlish shriek.
Genkaku: /returns from whence he came >(((
Badou: /if only 6(
Badou: /marches The Face out once The Face has acquired A Fastened Belt
Genkaku: /LOUNGING on the counter
Genkaku: /with a boot on Not The Face's decapitated fingers
Genkaku: /squish squish
Genkaku: Hold his head to the scannerrrr.
Badou: Stop tryin' to get fucked on the counter, you fucking hussy.
Badou: /shoves the man to the safe!
Badou: /it performs a retinal scan
Badou: /and then a fingerprint pass
Badou: /and then a digit pass
Badou: /and then a tongue sensor
Badou: /and then a --
Badou: JESUS FUCK.
Genkaku: Fuwaahhhhh~~.
Badou: IS IT GONNA COUNT THE HAIRS ON YOUR BALLS, NEXT?
Genkaku: Naw, he's bald topside, too.
Badou: I CAN ENTER THOSE MY GODDAMN SELF, NOW, CAN'T I. FUCKIN' RUDE ASSHOLE.
Badou: /snrt
Badou: /aaaaaaand finally!
Badou: /it beeps open
Badou: We're in.
Genkaku: /huhwhat
Genkaku: /oh sorry busy daydreaming
Genkaku: Fuck yeah, awright.
Genkaku: ... Where's the bag.
Badou: ...I thought you had it.
Genkaku: ...
Genkaku: /does an impressive backwards lean over the counter
Genkaku: /notices the bag on the other side from his upside-down perch
Genkaku: Unnnhhh, found it!
Badou: /SMASHES A HAND DOWN ON HIS SHOULDER TO TOPPLE HIM OVER
Badou: /picks up the bag 6))))
Genkaku: /FLAIL FLAIL
Genkaku: /COUNTER CLUTCH??
Genkaku: /TOO LATE.
Genkaku: /KA-CRACK.
Genkaku: Unnghhh, fucksonofa...
Badou: /hum dee dum, filling the bag
Genkaku: /rubs kinks out of his shoulder x(((
Genkaku: /goes to help ...
Genkaku: /...
Genkaku: /throws a wad of money at his face ... x)
Badou: /PAMF
Badou: HEY YO THAT SHIT'S DIRTY!
Genkaku: Like your face ain't.
Badou: /THROWS ONE BACK
Genkaku: /catches it in his teeth!
Genkaku: /pluck!
Genkaku: /stuffs it in the lip of his pants ... 8))))))
Genkaku: /badou's pants, that is
Badou: /so fucking not amused
Genkaku: Hey, that's like, 2Gs.
Genkaku: I deserve a lap dance for 2Gs.
Badou: Yeah, you're right.
Badou: /safety clik
Badou: You heard the man, Face.
Badou: /and for the love of god
Badou: /the face dances for his life
Badou: /goes back to stashing money 6)
Genkaku: /HEAD SLAP
Badou: /DONKEY LAUGH
Badou: R-rub your nipples, Face! Rub his nipples! GET INTO IT, JESUS.
Genkaku: /STOMPS ON BADOU'S FOOT
Genkaku: /and uses his colt to shoot Face in the Gut
Genkaku: /now he's Gut
Genkaku: Hey, Gut, go bleed with Not-Face.
Genkaku: /resumes stuffing money
Badou: /ttttsssks
Badou: You don't like no parties where you ain't the dancing queen.
Badou: It's a bad character trait.
Genkaku: Nah, I just don't like fatasses.
Genkaku: /seems to accent this statement by ...
Genkaku: /slapping Badou's ass ...
Badou: /GOES STIFF AS A BOARD
Badou: /no not that way 8( sorry genkaku
Genkaku: /hauls money bag over shoulder!
Genkaku: /fit as a fiddle!
Genkaku: Lessgo!
Badou: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, A GIDDY-UP SLAP?
Badou: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Genkaku: Aw, you're so cute, Fox.
Genkaku: /HAIR RUFFLE
Genkaku: /stomps over severed limbs and hops the counter x)
Badou: />////////// asshooooooole
Badou: /...tries to do the counter slide a second time
Badou: /and falls
Badou: /a second time
Badou: /KNOCKS OVER THE TRASHBIN HE THREW BACKWARDS
Badou: /ITS FATE
Genkaku: /too busy kicking open the door he'd jammed shut
Genkaku: /like the big ridiculous showman he is 8|
Genkaku: /checks a glance over his shoulder, giving that ttssskkkk an echo
Genkaku: C'mon, uncurl ya tail an' let's go get us some securitah.
Badou: /mumblegrumble
Badou: /gets up and follows 6|
When: Wheeeeenever.
Warnings: Hideous humor, guns, some gore, some gay.
Where: Random bank in the slums who cares. NO VOGONS FUCK THOSE GUYS.
lemonfetishes: BUT THEM JUST
lemonfetishes: ROBBING??
lemonfetishes: A CONVENIENCE STORE OR SHITTY RUN DOWN BANK
lemonfetishes: IT MADE ME LOL FOREVER
red x friday: ...IAWTC
red x friday: it'd be so
red x friday: not cool
red x friday: they'd be RETARDED
lemonfetishes: oh man genkaku would suggest the shit outta that
lemonfetishes: YEP
lemonfetishes: JUST
lemonfetishes: NOT EVEN GUNS BLAZING
lemonfetishes: i can imagine them just sauntering up to the booth like
Genkaku: ssssssssso
Genkaku: you should
Genkaku: give us
Genkaku: all your money
Genkaku: like uh
Genkaku: right now...
red x friday: HAHAHAHHAA
red x friday: badou wanders off to get candy in the next row
Badou: HEY YOU WANT CHOC PRETZELS....
lemonfetishes: omg i imagined him in the bank
lemonfetishes: with those shitty
lemonfetishes: lollipops
red x friday: FFFFFFFF
lemonfetishes: genkaku leans over and
lemonfetishes: lights the end on fire LMFAO
red x friday: HAHAHAHA
red x friday: SHEER HABIT
lemonfetishes: CRYING
Badou: "WHAT THE HELL I CAN'T SMOKE -- "
Badou: "wait maybe h/o"
Badou: "okay thats not working"
Badou: "WHAT THE HELL I CANT SMOKE THIS"
Genkaku: no bite the candy off
Genkaku: swear to shit it's got a hole running through it
Genkaku: i mean it'll taste like plastic but
Genkaku: i dunno stuff something in it.
Badou: /PTOOS IT AT HIS FACE
Badou: So anyway.
Badou: We got this bag! Fill it.
Genkaku: It's for a security system, ain't that ironic.
Genkaku: Aaah, don't touch that button, please!
Genkaku: /chops fingers x)
Badou: /kekekeke
Badou: You know what I always wanted ta do?
Genkaku: Say fuck on top of the counter, say fuck on top of the counter...
Badou: /HEAD WHAP
Genkaku: /fml icon
Genkaku: Guessin' it wasn't fuck on top of the counter ...
Badou: No, asshole, can you keep your mind offa your dick for one shitty hold up?
Genkaku: N... o.
Genkaku: Nope!
Genkaku: /patpats dick.
Genkaku: /x)
Badou: /ignores
Badou: I always wanted ta do --
Badou: /JUMPS UP ON THE COUNTER
Badou: /but not for fuckin sorry 8(
Badou: /TRIES TO SLIDE LIKE A COOL GUYYYYYYY
Badou: /falls off
Genkaku: /catches!
Badou: /uwah
Badou: Put me down, asslover.
Badou: I had that shit.
Genkaku: /tosses behind the counter
Badou: /CRASH
Genkaku: Go get the mooooney.
Genkaku: /-- snrk
Badou: FUCK YOU, DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE SOME HO --
Badou: -- LADY, what'd we say about the button?
Badou: Knock it off!
Badou: Would you tie her up alreayd?
Genkaku: Eehhhh? Shoot off her other hand!
Genkaku: I'm too lazy to tie her up.
Genkaku: />(
Badou: /6|
Genkaku: /leans over the counter
Genkaku: Get it, open it.
Genkaku: S'it got one'a them retna scan things?
Badou: I duh --
Badou: /BEEPING NOISES
Badou: /oh great it scanned his eyepatch
Badou: /DEADPAN FACE
Genkaku: /.... sm-smirk
Badou: /WINGS THAT TRASH BIN BACK AT HIM
Genkaku: /arm black
Genkaku: /THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER...
Badou: Find the face we need. Hey, button-happy, you the face?
Genkaku: I doubt she's the face.
Genkaku: /whimpering confirms these suspicions
Genkaku: There's probably some ball-sweatin' half-bald nerd in the back jackin' off to that ...
Genkaku: animated
Genkaku: porn shit.
Genkaku: What is that shit called ..
Genkaku: /HANDWAVE
Genkaku: Don't matter!
Genkaku: Check the back!
Badou: Why am I doin' all the legwork, why you so lazy...
Badou: /GRUMBLEMUMBLE
Badou: /CHECKS THE BACK...
Genkaku: You got longer legs.
Genkaku: /griiin
Badou: /and from the back comes
Badou: two startled screams
Badou: /one is Badou's.
Genkaku: /...
Genkaku: /...
Genkaku: /sigh.
Genkaku: /katsu's the door in so nobody can leave
Genkaku: /GOES TO CHECK
Genkaku: Whaaaaaaat.
Badou: /behold, a fat guy on a toilet struggling to pull his pants up
Badou: /and an unhappy looking Badou
Badou: What are you doin' back here?
Badou: Get outta here. FACE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT DON'T TAKE THAT LONG TO WIPE.
Genkaku: Must'a been summoned by your fuckin' girlish shriek.
Genkaku: /returns from whence he came >(((
Badou: /if only 6(
Badou: /marches The Face out once The Face has acquired A Fastened Belt
Genkaku: /LOUNGING on the counter
Genkaku: /with a boot on Not The Face's decapitated fingers
Genkaku: /squish squish
Genkaku: Hold his head to the scannerrrr.
Badou: Stop tryin' to get fucked on the counter, you fucking hussy.
Badou: /shoves the man to the safe!
Badou: /it performs a retinal scan
Badou: /and then a fingerprint pass
Badou: /and then a digit pass
Badou: /and then a tongue sensor
Badou: /and then a --
Badou: JESUS FUCK.
Genkaku: Fuwaahhhhh~~.
Badou: IS IT GONNA COUNT THE HAIRS ON YOUR BALLS, NEXT?
Genkaku: Naw, he's bald topside, too.
Badou: I CAN ENTER THOSE MY GODDAMN SELF, NOW, CAN'T I. FUCKIN' RUDE ASSHOLE.
Badou: /snrt
Badou: /aaaaaaand finally!
Badou: /it beeps open
Badou: We're in.
Genkaku: /huhwhat
Genkaku: /oh sorry busy daydreaming
Genkaku: Fuck yeah, awright.
Genkaku: ... Where's the bag.
Badou: ...I thought you had it.
Genkaku: ...
Genkaku: /does an impressive backwards lean over the counter
Genkaku: /notices the bag on the other side from his upside-down perch
Genkaku: Unnnhhh, found it!
Badou: /SMASHES A HAND DOWN ON HIS SHOULDER TO TOPPLE HIM OVER
Badou: /picks up the bag 6))))
Genkaku: /FLAIL FLAIL
Genkaku: /COUNTER CLUTCH??
Genkaku: /TOO LATE.
Genkaku: /KA-CRACK.
Genkaku: Unnghhh, fucksonofa...
Badou: /hum dee dum, filling the bag
Genkaku: /rubs kinks out of his shoulder x(((
Genkaku: /goes to help ...
Genkaku: /...
Genkaku: /throws a wad of money at his face ... x)
Badou: /PAMF
Badou: HEY YO THAT SHIT'S DIRTY!
Genkaku: Like your face ain't.
Badou: /THROWS ONE BACK
Genkaku: /catches it in his teeth!
Genkaku: /pluck!
Genkaku: /stuffs it in the lip of his pants ... 8))))))
Genkaku: /badou's pants, that is
Badou: /so fucking not amused
Genkaku: Hey, that's like, 2Gs.
Genkaku: I deserve a lap dance for 2Gs.
Badou: Yeah, you're right.
Badou: /safety clik
Badou: You heard the man, Face.
Badou: /and for the love of god
Badou: /the face dances for his life
Badou: /goes back to stashing money 6)
Genkaku: /HEAD SLAP
Badou: /DONKEY LAUGH
Badou: R-rub your nipples, Face! Rub his nipples! GET INTO IT, JESUS.
Genkaku: /STOMPS ON BADOU'S FOOT
Genkaku: /and uses his colt to shoot Face in the Gut
Genkaku: /now he's Gut
Genkaku: Hey, Gut, go bleed with Not-Face.
Genkaku: /resumes stuffing money
Badou: /ttttsssks
Badou: You don't like no parties where you ain't the dancing queen.
Badou: It's a bad character trait.
Genkaku: Nah, I just don't like fatasses.
Genkaku: /seems to accent this statement by ...
Genkaku: /slapping Badou's ass ...
Badou: /GOES STIFF AS A BOARD
Badou: /no not that way 8( sorry genkaku
Genkaku: /hauls money bag over shoulder!
Genkaku: /fit as a fiddle!
Genkaku: Lessgo!
Badou: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, A GIDDY-UP SLAP?
Badou: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Genkaku: Aw, you're so cute, Fox.
Genkaku: /HAIR RUFFLE
Genkaku: /stomps over severed limbs and hops the counter x)
Badou: />////////// asshooooooole
Badou: /...tries to do the counter slide a second time
Badou: /and falls
Badou: /a second time
Badou: /KNOCKS OVER THE TRASHBIN HE THREW BACKWARDS
Badou: /ITS FATE
Genkaku: /too busy kicking open the door he'd jammed shut
Genkaku: /like the big ridiculous showman he is 8|
Genkaku: /checks a glance over his shoulder, giving that ttssskkkk an echo
Genkaku: C'mon, uncurl ya tail an' let's go get us some securitah.
Badou: /mumblegrumble
Badou: /gets up and follows 6|