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MESSAGE POST. voice/text/image/action.

Feb 09, 2021 21:29

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VOICEMAIL; nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 02:58:12 UTC

[listens to that retarded fucking message]

...

[nope]

[whatever he was calling about isn't worth it]

CLICK.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 08:36:29 UTC

Could you shit out a baby without your head bein' stuck in limbo?

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 08:39:30 UTC

--Oh fuckin' forget it I'll google this retarded shit.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 08:43:32 UTC

Nah, you'll just get fired.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 08:46:15 UTC

Hey fuck you! You don't gotta say it like it's a goddamned certainty!

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 08:48:05 UTC

I'm certain you're too lazy to read up on it.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 09:01:24 UTC

I'M CERTAIN YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!

[there's the sound of someone speaking sharply at him]

[Badou's voice moves away from the microphone briefly]

WHAT'D YOU SAY??? YOU WANNA GO, OLD MAN?! THE FUCK YOU LISTENIN' IN FOR ANYWAY? I AIN'T SELLIN' VIAGRA!!

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 09:12:14 UTC

[ Yawwwwwn. ]

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 09:16:34 UTC

[there's a few more snapped swears before Badou's voice comes closer again]

So?

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 09:27:24 UTC

So what.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 09:31:59 UTC

[...sighs]

[clears his throat]

[inhale! inhale! exhale. exhale. inhaleexhale. exhaleinhaleinhale. exhaaale.]

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 09:33:32 UTC

[ Chuckles on a low beat. ]

Had a cig in your mouth, didn't ya.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 09:36:29 UTC

[a mumbled, guilty sputter]

[god damnit he hadn't even noticed]

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 09:37:56 UTC

Now breathe. Slow.

A-one-two-three-- hold it.

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public nicotine_patch February 10 2010, 09:40:05 UTC

[holds his breath like he's dunking his head under water]

[does not release]

Re: CALLBACK; VOICE; public prayforprey February 10 2010, 09:42:37 UTC

Release very fucking slowly like you do a joint.

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