horsey's guide to life

[preachervic]

First off, respect to piratehead in his time of shit.

horsey can tell you what you need and how to get it. observe:

1. sex is pretty goddamned important
2. drugs are also very, very important
3. rock and roll is absolutely essential
4. rock is the easiest to obtain, therefore is the one which requres the most refined palate
5. "as long as i've got sex and drugs... i could

Comments

[piratehead]

Correction: thou shalt not get the herpes.

touche, honkey

[preachervic]

stay away from kyle... i think he might have... the AIDS...