why i should be the next pope

[preachervic]

this is one i posted on my other blog but it was too good to leave in only one place...

sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? Pope Victor VI. not so fucking farfetched, actually. the only requirement, technically, to be pope, is to be a male catholic. now i am what one may refer to as a "recovering catholic", i.e. a person raised as a catholic who

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[piratehead]

Team Newman endorses preachervic for the Holy See.

[preachervic]

i accept your nomination, and will gladly crown you holy roman emperor, even if you are none of the above. i may even see about forgiving you guys for killing christ.

[piratehead]

I think the last one did that, but he had his fingers crossed.

[preachervic]

one of my new decrees will involve only italian popes ad infinitem. edicts in polish will no longer be valid.