Comments | precociouspixie: Curiosity kicked that cat's ASS

precociouspixie

Curiosity kicked that cat's ASS

Apr 15, 2004 08:57

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want.Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

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chesticle April 15 2004, 06:44:30 UTC

1. which insect reminds you of sam?

2. what animal are you slightly sexually attracted to?

3. complete this lyric: "my unsub takes the..."

precociouspixie April 15 2004, 18:42:48 UTC

1. A catepillar... chubby and furry

2. eww. Umm.. Sam, he's an animal. Or at least smells like one.

3....takes the morning train. He kills from 9 to 5 and then, he kills another homeless man and masturbates all over hiiiiiimmmm..

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precociouspixie April 15 2004, 18:45:37 UTC

1....has some really sexy fangs. I wish he would sink them into my left buttcheek.

2. I'd probably have a mental breakdown, but then wish I could go back and make sure my underwear were clean.

3. Kung Fu- because a)David Carradine (I can't believe he beat Bruce Lee out for that roll and b)EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING! THOSE CATS WERE FAST AS LIGHTINING...

lordtwinkie April 15 2004, 11:33:28 UTC

If i bought u a strap on would u fuck sam in the ass with it
would u take pictures
would u send me those pictures.

precociouspixie April 15 2004, 18:47:31 UTC

1. Of course! After I slipped him a roofie and tied him down with metal chain. I can only imagine the powertrip I'd have after I became endowed with a penis of plastic.

2. Of course! Great blackmail and internet pictures.. before he murdered me.

3. Of course! You're into freaky porn, you freak!

simian_overlord April 15 2004, 17:27:38 UTC

1. Would you rather be a prisoner in world of justice or a prison guard in world that lacks justice?

2. What is your best useless talent and/or skill?

3. If you were a pop singer, what would be your name, measurements, marketable talent and age?

precociouspixie April 15 2004, 18:52:25 UTC

1. A prison guard in a world that lacks justice.. because, I had to watch this Israeli prison movie and the prisoners got ass raped until they had stiches in their ass and the guards got to sit back and do coke.

2. My hermaphrodite voice.. definitely...because it is useless, unless I use to impress friends or scare the shit out of Sam.

3. My name would be Jem, I would be truly outrageous, my marketable talent would be my ability to morph into a business woman during the day, and put my legs behind my head on the stage at night, my measurements would be 38 DD-20-36, and I would be 80, but since I was a hologram, I'd always look like I was 20!