Precursor Orb 025 ~ If It's Not Gonna Bother Ya

[precursor_dax]

[Video]

[Daxter looks decidedly less confident and smug than usual when he comes on the screen. He's even scratching the back of his head awkwardly and looking like he's considered not saying whatever's on his mind.]

So, ah, not that it's a big deal or anything, but we haven't had a decent shindig since Christmas and...

[Rubbing his arm now.Well

Comments

[hasstandards]

I can't imagine you've ever gotten on anyone's nerves.

[This kind of sarcasm is yet another reason why RED has so few friends.]

[precursor_dax]

Yeah well, is it wrong of a guy ta wanna be noticed?

[hasstandards]

S'nothin' wrong with that, but teasin' a guy in a wheelchair ain't the way to go.

[precursor_dax]

Well yeah, but ya kinda learn based on how everyone treats ya ya know?

[hasstandards]

Right. So let's cripple you for a couple of months, then it'll be my turn.

[precursor_dax]

No thanks. I get enougha that from people remindin' me I'm an eyesore or lunch.

[hasstandards]

Or a bag just waitin' to be made.

[precursor_dax]

Thank you for adding to my nightmares. A simple "You piss me off I'm not coming" would have worked.

[hasstandards]

Right.

You piss me off. I'm not coming.

[And then, RED takes another point in the race for the Paradise Phone Hang Up Championship. Click.]