Precursor Orb 027 ~ Waking Surprise

[precursor_dax]

((Backdated to 4/1/12 early afternoon))

[Accidental Video]

[For whatever odd reason nothing distinct can be seen, despite the video being on. Something over the screen for a before one of those "I don't wanna be bothered" sounding grumbles can be heard.]

WOAH!

[Following the yelp there's a thump and then more something shifting over the screen

Comments

[bye_to_yer_head]

You alroight there?

*Nope. Doesn't recognize Daxter at all.*

[bye_to_yer_head]

That's what it's for. But I took 'em all out so Tipsy didn't eat em. She's adopted th' blasted thing.

[failsatcool]

Yeah, crocadogs are quick ta decide stuff's theirs.

What's the point of stickin' a doll with needles?

[bye_to_yer_head]

It's supposed t' be a voodoo doll. Not my idea, one 'f the other blokes on th' team got it for me.

*He hesitates, realizing that Daxter probably has no idea what it is.*

It's supposed t' be Spy. On th' other team, the RED Spy. An' if you poke him with pins he'd feel it. It's jus'a gimmick.

[failsatcool]

Huh, wish I had one of Torn then. I'd stick a few where the sun don't shine.

[bye_to_yer_head]

It don't actually work. At least.... I don't think it does. Maybe I'll have t' ask Spy next toime I see him.

[failsatcool]

I could hope, but still could make a guy feel better when the target's a real ass huh?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Yeah, it's more t' make th' user feel better I guess. At least th' dog loikes chewin' on it.

But you got somethin'... a bit more useful I guess.

[failsatcool]

Good point.

I guess it could be useful...if fallin' outta bed doesn't get ta be routine.

iNot the only thing bugging him, but he's not offering anything else.]

Also gonna need some more clothes. A pair of pants is good for an Ottsel, but not a human ya know?

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well yer a lot taller now, I'm sure ya ain't gonna fall out 'f bed all the time.

S'not like there's much else t' spend yer money on anyway. 'Cept feeding that zoo you've got.

[failsatcool]

Well I can't sleep on just the pillow no more so we'll see.

Hey, there's also alcohol and entertainment. But yeah the zoo needs feedin' too.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Entertainment? Here?

[failsatcool]

Yeah, I'm pretty fond of racing and shooting games so I gotta few.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Shooting games?

*He is so confused.*

What do ya mean you have them?

[failsatcool]

Do ya know what a video game is?

[He's seen your house BLU. You and technology don't mix well.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

What a what is?

*That explains a lot right there.*

This some future thing?