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[predatory_pansy]

perhaps some of you have a celebrity that you adore and would pay multi-millions of dollars to just sit on their lap and lick their face. well, maybe not lick their face. but, when they've been married over 20 years with four children, who can full-on make-out with them? well, i would... but who's asking

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[lmfj23]

LOL i heart you so much. We NEED to hang out soon. When are you free?

[predatory_pansy]

i'm free after i get that tape!!!!

actually, tomorrow after 4 should be good.

[anonymous]

It wasn't *that* good.

I mean, it was only the most amazing man alive.
The only man that can get away with wearing leather pants at the age of 43.
Tight. Leather. Pants.
The only man that can pull off singing a song with the lyrics "have a nice day" being the big, dramatic, "time to have a serious look on my face while singing 'HAVE A NICE DAY'" part of the tune.

However, they showed that hooker (aka: his wife of 16 years, the mother of his 4 children) quite a few times. And when they weren't showing a picture of her, he was all talking about her like he loves her or something.

It was kind of sick.

[anonymous]

PS: I am not anonymous. I am Emily.

[peze23]

I am glad you had so much joy in watching Oprah. Personally my obvious celebrity crush is still britney Spears. However due to her last 1+ year of complete trashiness, my #1 celebrity crush is Jamie Pressly. And yes, there would be lots of face licking if I ever got to sit in her lap. (crosses fingers :)

[predatory_pansy]

lol thanks for making me not feel like as much of a freak ;)