clip 'n' crush...

[preferablypink]

So, i'm avoiding annotating and i was flipping pages in teen people magazine when i noticed a pink section with doodled hearts and "cut along the dotted lines" dotted lines on one of the pages. i stopped to read it and found it so brilliant i had to share

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[superbishop]

i don't think you really want me to...

[preferablypink]

...?

[oh____monsters]

Dear Eva,
Guess what? Prom is coming up! I think you're cute and also totally FAB. If we went to prom together, we could rock and roll the night away! So how about it? To respond, return this note to me by 3.6.05 or e-mail me at apaller@sbcglobal.net! Even if you want to act like a real punk and not go with me, hey, that's cool too! But I guarentee you'll have such a brilliant time with me on your arm.

(box) YES (box) NO

Let me know...
Allison <3333333333

[preferablypink]

aww shucks, i think you're totally FAB too! ;)

<333333
eva

p.s.- its a yes!
(woah, that so rhymed...)

[oh____monsters]

:>

yay

[meanmrmustard28]

dammit, i wanted to be the first one to do this. whatever.

Dear Eva
Guess what? Prom is coming up! I think you're hunky-dory and also totally steamy. If we went to prom together, we could disco and riot the night away! So how about it? To respond, return this note to me by tomorrow or e-mail me at ferretinshades@yahoo.com. Even if you want to act like a real whore skank bitch and not go with me, hey, that's cool too! But I guarentee you'll have such a kick booty time with me on your arm.

(box) YES (box) NO

Let me know...
______________
hannah

[preferablypink]

you snooze you lose...

haha kick booty is the most awesome expression ever

i'd luuuurve to go with you...its gon get steamay!

ooo what'd the orthodentist say?

[meanmrmustard28]

next time im gettin them off! fuck yes.

[preferablypink]

grrr...

[playas_gon_play]

Dear Thomas,
Guess what? Prom is coming up! I think you're adorable and also totally hot. If we went to prom together, we could slip and slide the night away! So how about it? To respond, return this note to me by 3-6-05 or email me at bufsterratlvr@hotmail.com. Even if you want to act like a real babe and not go with me, hey, that's cool too! But I guarentee you'll have such a muey bien (sp?) time with me on your arm.

(box) YES (box) NO

Let me know...
______________
Marlena

some thing you'd like to tell us marlen?

[preferablypink]

hmmm...

marlen and thomas sittin in a tree! haha kidding

sorry, had to do that

love ya,
eva

Re: some thing you'd like to tell us marlen?

[playas_gon_play]

duh! thomas is a major hottie. lol, i love ya thomas.

LOVE

Re: some thing you'd like to tell us marlen?

[preferablypink]

haha silly me

xo,
eva

[superbishop]

Dear Marlen,
Guess what? Prom is coming up! I think you're an idiot and also totally square. If we went to prom together, we could destroy your hopes of getting into a good college and do nothing else the night away! So how about it? To respond, return this note to me by 3/7/never or e-mail me at [confidential]. Even if you want to act like a real cool person (wait, that's impossible) and not go with me, hey, that's coolbad too! But I guarentee you'll have such a flaxlicious time with me on your arm. Too bad i don't want to be on your arm.

(box) YES (box) NO

Let me know...
______________
Coco, Anime Warlord

[so_tonguetied]

nice.

[preferablypink]

conor, can you bring me some oven mits?

(pssssst...ask why)

[superbishop]

haha.

i get, i get!

you get joke from me. oven mitts thomas joke of.

fool!