im convinced...

[preferablypink]

thelma IS trying to kill me

Comments

[snapsforkelsey]

i am sorry that thelma is trying to kill you, but your stories are ridiculously funny. you have a way with words.

[preferablypink]

aww shucks that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

actually, i was thinking of publishing these events in a collection of short stories, calling it something like...
"No One Expects the Housekeeper"

glad i could bring some joy to your life

[so_tonguetied]

wow, shes really serious about this. and shes slowly moving up the poisonous materials scale. i mean, lint, cleaner, whats next? toothpaste? ahhhh!!!

[preferablypink]

thank you conor soooo much,
i am never brushing my teeth EVER again

ew.

[superbishop]

you do know it's spelled "faucet" right?

because "fawcett" is like Farrah Fawcett, who suffers from really flippy hair.

[preferablypink]

wait is she the one who's had WAY too much plastic surgery done?

ya.

i think so

[superbishop]

i wouldn't be scared for my life.

I'd take matters into my own hands and force Mr. Kitajima to give up his position as teacher.

muahahahahaha.

i know...it's brilliant, isn't it?

[preferablypink]

pure genious...really