lauren: *gazing romantically* i can see myself in your eyes
me: i can see myself in your pants
sophie: i can see myself in your...head!
lauren: which head? *looks down* this one? haha i have a reflective penis
me: ooo its shiny!
me: i like shiny things...
me: i put them in my mouth...
sophie: you put lauren's penis in your mouthlauren: my
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