Comments | prefers_chess: Escape 045

prefers_chess

Escape 045

Nov 30, 2010 15:18

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

obviously up to something, where is my webster?, curse: fourth wall destruction, guidance would be ecstatic, flagrant invasion of privacy, would have preferred garbage detail, i love the eighties, sneaky yet adorable, twits beware, i want to go home, faithful canine companion, perpetually deadpan, jailbreak is imminent, affected, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, actually sad for once, at least it's not alcatraz, this is not cabin 13, houdini would be proud, a boy and his dog, shape up or you don't eat

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audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 20:34:43 UTC

Hi there.

audio ][ prefers_chess November 30 2010, 20:40:00 UTC

Greetings.

audio ][ stopyoudogs November 30 2010, 20:42:08 UTC

Do you have toys?

audio ][ prefers_chess November 30 2010, 20:44:16 UTC

That depends entirely on your definition of the word.

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AUDIO; fifty_eggs November 30 2010, 21:01:37 UTC

[No video, no words, no nothing. Just the beginning of this being played into the device. 'Sup Rudy?]

AUDIO; prefers_chess November 30 2010, 21:06:57 UTC

[Sup. Check it out, he's singing along. Still deadpan. In French.]

AUDIO; fifty_eggs November 30 2010, 21:54:58 UTC

[Very impressive, little boy. Probably. It takes more than that to impress Troy, unfortunately.]

I gather your previous experiment in escape tactics didn't go well, oh Incorruptible Canadian Youth?

AUDIO; prefers_chess November 30 2010, 21:57:58 UTC

[That just officially became his national anthem last year. It is a Big Deal.]

I gather your powers of observation are mediocre at best if you currently possess any uncertainty of that, considering my current presence here.

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solitarytramp November 30 2010, 22:04:30 UTC

I don't think I've ever met an Emperor before. I only know of a King, and he was a rather queer sort. He would have probably liked squeaky toys too. I imagine it's all of the 'owning things'. Goes to your head in the end.

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 02:41:04 UTC

His Imperial Majesty will not stand for insults directed toward his character or his personal identification of species.

solitarytramp December 1 2010, 08:13:17 UTC

Ah. Well, what's he identify as, then?

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 20:21:34 UTC

Canine.

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feltrighteous November 30 2010, 22:23:08 UTC

Good to see some things never change.

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 02:41:41 UTC

Ah. "Barry". How marvellous.

feltrighteous December 1 2010, 02:46:19 UTC

Twenty four hour pass, you might as well use my real name.

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 02:55:42 UTC

Ah. Bartleby. How marvellous.

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li_ttlewolf November 30 2010, 23:56:47 UTC

Why would you want to pet a king?

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 02:42:08 UTC

Because he enjoys being scratched behind the ears, naturally.

li_ttlewolf December 1 2010, 02:58:37 UTC

...And what is he the king of?

prefers_chess December 1 2010, 03:21:35 UTC

Emperor. Of the known world, generally.

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