Comments | prefers_chess: Escape 047

prefers_chess

Escape 047

Dec 22, 2010 23:55

( Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network )

communicates entirely through mime, tick tock tick tock, flagrant invasion of privacy, would have preferred garbage detail, not sure if want, curse: mistletoe madness, not as planned, curse: twelve days of poly, psycho chick magnet, surrogate home sweet home, do not disturb, this will not end well, perpetually deadpan, attracts girls like arthur fonzarelli, affected, rudy is not amused, nothing fazes rudy miller, doesn't do romantic entanglement, forced to socialize

Comments 128

shifts December 23 2010, 05:09:46 UTC

You don't kiss.

prefers_chess December 23 2010, 05:12:05 UTC

Correct.

shifts December 23 2010, 05:24:10 UTC

Is there a reason for that?

prefers_chess December 23 2010, 05:28:42 UTC

Because I don't.

[Also, he's thirteen and it's gross.]

Thread 20

doctor_tangent December 23 2010, 05:43:14 UTC

Humans full of hormones. Find that statement to be a lie.

prefers_chess December 23 2010, 05:45:32 UTC

Humans that allow themselves to be ruled by their hormones are beneath me.

doctor_tangent December 23 2010, 05:49:13 UTC

Denying nature demeans one's self.

prefers_chess December 23 2010, 05:55:50 UTC

Denying nature is a fundamental component of reason, which elevates man above beast.

Thread 17

adamantined December 23 2010, 06:15:45 UTC

Would you give me a hug if I got you under the mistletoe?

prefers_chess December 23 2010, 06:19:38 UTC

I also don't hug.

1/2 adamantined December 23 2010, 06:23:45 UTC

With this curse, you don't really have much of a choice.

adamantined December 23 2010, 06:23:56 UTC

Maybe you should just stay in.

Thread 53

heelsandlaw December 23 2010, 06:36:22 UTC

Why not?

prefers_chess December 23 2010, 06:37:56 UTC

Because I don't.

heelsandlaw December 23 2010, 06:40:07 UTC

I got that part, I'm more interested in the reason behind it.

prefers_chess December 23 2010, 06:41:57 UTC

I have a moral objection to intimate physical contact of that nature.

Thread 17

neverplays December 23 2010, 17:32:41 UTC

Yeah? And who would wanna kiss you?

prefers_chess December 23 2010, 17:45:17 UTC

Given the state of most affairs today, desire has very little to do with it.

neverplays December 23 2010, 18:25:14 UTC

Still, if they had the choice, who would want to kiss you?

prefers_chess December 23 2010, 22:23:08 UTC

Members of the female persuasion, presumably.

Thread 6