Escape 052
[Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network]
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Day 275: It appears the motto of the day is "hop, drop, and roll".
As methods of besieging fortresses go, incendiary animals are relatively inspired. Setting chickens ablaze and tossing them over castle walls serves as an excellent method of spreading both chaos and destruction; presumably, exploding rabbits would be even more effective, in that the defending populace would not only be subject to the physical damage caused by the fire, but also to the psychological warfare of pitying and attempting to save the poor, defenseless bunnies from their inevitable fiery doom.
The devious nature of the plan only becomes doubly inspired when the general of the besieged forces happens to be a dog. As eager as His Imperial Majesty is to go and personally quell this uprising of highly combustible woodland rebels, I regrettably find it in his best interests to keep him inside for the day. However, his courage under fire--literally speaking--is worthy of commendation and will not go unrewarded.
And while it is unfortunate that the rabbits appear to be too large to fit into my miniature trebuchet, at least this is more interesting than the zombie sheep.
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[/Chalked]
Day 275: It appears the motto of the day is "hop, drop, and roll".
As methods of besieging fortresses go, incendiary animals are relatively inspired. Setting chickens ablaze and tossing them over castle walls serves as an excellent method of spreading both chaos and destruction; presumably, exploding rabbits would be even more effective, in that the defending populace would not only be subject to the physical damage caused by the fire, but also to the psychological warfare of pitying and attempting to save the poor, defenseless bunnies from their inevitable fiery doom.
The devious nature of the plan only becomes doubly inspired when the general of the besieged forces happens to be a dog. As eager as His Imperial Majesty is to go and personally quell this uprising of highly combustible woodland rebels, I regrettably find it in his best interests to keep him inside for the day. However, his courage under fire--literally speaking--is worthy of commendation and will not go unrewarded.
And while it is unfortunate that the rabbits appear to be too large to fit into my miniature trebuchet, at least this is more interesting than the zombie sheep.