Escape 053
[Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network]
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[/Chalked]
[Handwritten | Off-Network]
Dear Mike,
This place is terrible. Every day I am subjected to countless atrocities. The inmates are prone to either spontaneous bouts of selective amnesia or incessant unsolicited romantic overtures, most of which are directed at my person. The exploding rabbits were pretty cool, though.
I have since taken up residence in the Palace, which has the notable advantage of being highly resistant to having its walls kicked in by a rampaging clone, as well as a considerable amount of free space in which to construct and maintain a defense ballista. Kindly note this change of address and respond accordingly in the event of your return.
Also, I have since discovered the identity of the individual who broke into our house, vandalized our living room with love letters, and slaughtered a flock of defenseless creatures both mundane and mythological on my behalf. Fortunately, there is no need to be alarmed, as it turns out that individual is a superhero. Albeit one with questionable methods. Like the Punisher.
I trust you have been properly antagonizing Harold Greene in my absence. As you know, twits cannot be left unchecked without dire consequences. Also, say hi to Pierre for me.
Your friend comrade in arms,
Rudy
P.S. Are you aware of any notable members of the Viking persuasion in your ancestry?
[/Handwritten]
[Posted via Text Message]
[3:13 PM] as a direct result of the effects of the current curse event, his imperial majesty alexander of macedonia will be interviewing candidates for empress today.
[3:15 PM] be advised: the screening process is both rigorous and intensive.
[3:19 PM] furthermore, kindly note that his entourage will be abstaining from these proceedings, save for acting in an advisory capacity as usual. this abstinence is non-negotiable.
[3:20 PM] i don't date.
[OOC: Except he totally does. Interested parties are welcome to find Rudy (and his dog) either hanging out in the Library OR getting a drink from one of the cafés in the square, whichever suits you better. Or just hit him up on the Network, either way!]
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[/Chalked]
[Handwritten | Off-Network]
Dear Mike,
This place is terrible. Every day I am subjected to countless atrocities. The inmates are prone to either spontaneous bouts of selective amnesia or incessant unsolicited romantic overtures, most of which are directed at my person. The exploding rabbits were pretty cool, though.
I have since taken up residence in the Palace, which has the notable advantage of being highly resistant to having its walls kicked in by a rampaging clone, as well as a considerable amount of free space in which to construct and maintain a defense ballista. Kindly note this change of address and respond accordingly in the event of your return.
Also, I have since discovered the identity of the individual who broke into our house, vandalized our living room with love letters, and slaughtered a flock of defenseless creatures both mundane and mythological on my behalf. Fortunately, there is no need to be alarmed, as it turns out that individual is a superhero. Albeit one with questionable methods. Like the Punisher.
I trust you have been properly antagonizing Harold Greene in my absence. As you know, twits cannot be left unchecked without dire consequences. Also, say hi to Pierre for me.
Your friend comrade in arms,
Rudy
P.S. Are you aware of any notable members of the Viking persuasion in your ancestry?
[/Handwritten]
[Posted via Text Message]
[3:13 PM] as a direct result of the effects of the current curse event, his imperial majesty alexander of macedonia will be interviewing candidates for empress today.
[3:15 PM] be advised: the screening process is both rigorous and intensive.
[3:19 PM] furthermore, kindly note that his entourage will be abstaining from these proceedings, save for acting in an advisory capacity as usual. this abstinence is non-negotiable.
[3:20 PM] i don't date.
[OOC: Except he totally does. Interested parties are welcome to find Rudy (and his dog) either hanging out in the Library OR getting a drink from one of the cafés in the square, whichever suits you better. Or just hit him up on the Network, either way!]