Comments | prefers_chess: Escape 066

prefers_chess

Escape 066

Jun 30, 2011 16:23

[Letter | Public Because Rudy Has No Privacy]

Dear Mom and Dad ( Read more... )

obviously up to something, flagrant invasion of privacy, would have preferred garbage detail, sneaky yet adorable, the noble nuts are reunited, how to make rudy miller smile, curse: camp anawanna, twits beware, i want to go home, the warden will not be pleased, a pretty good sense of direction, clones clones clones, perpetually deadpan, jailbreak is imminent, every clone's worst nightmare, affected, former head counsellor webster, nothing fazes rudy miller, making clones weep since 1981, at least it's not alcatraz, evil genius, laugh track: acquired, this is not cabin 13, letter writing, houdini would be proud, never once before today, shape up or you don't eat

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action; prefers_chess June 30 2011, 21:23:26 UTC

[Rudy is methodically working away at his tie rack plan, drawing in the accoutrements with neat precision.]

Do you think my wood pieces will stain a nice dark walnut? It's to match my parents' bedroom furniture.

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action; prefers_chess June 30 2011, 21:36:53 UTC

I have no intention of delivering my parents a tacky tie rack.

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withloadedguns June 30 2011, 22:00:26 UTC

Now, that's not all true, is it?

prefers_chess June 30 2011, 22:07:35 UTC

I was told to write a letter. At no time was I required to write a factually accurate one.

withloadedguns June 30 2011, 22:40:49 UTC

I just thought you might like to know that I'm not a "desperate criminal."

prefers_chess June 30 2011, 23:18:45 UTC

Not anymore. Now you're on parole.

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brb strangling on laughter. cold_dry_pieces June 30 2011, 23:12:22 UTC

Under my mattress doesn't seem like a terribly useful place for an axe.

you are one of the few who can actually appreciate this. <3 prefers_chess June 30 2011, 23:18:26 UTC

Which implies you intend to use it?

ahaha sob I love it. cold_dry_pieces July 1 2011, 00:55:31 UTC

What's the point of owning an axe if you never use it?

And where do you think firewood comes from?

how's that for rumor-spreading. o/ prefers_chess July 1 2011, 00:57:19 UTC

The remains of former campers, I assume.

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action; threadthefire June 30 2011, 23:36:14 UTC

[Here's the other arts and crafts counselor, and he's... cheery.]

Hey, Rudy! That looks great, if for your Dad?

action; prefers_chess June 30 2011, 23:41:02 UTC

[Cheery is not always the best of demeanors for dealing with Rudy, but he has something of a soft spot for arts and crafts counsellors. So this once he'll let it slide.]

Yes. It's a tie rack.

[He holds up the assorted pieces of wood.]

How do you think it's coming so far?

action; threadthefire June 30 2011, 23:45:51 UTC

I looks wonderful.

[He takes the anti-camp camper's genial demeanor as a Good Sign, so he sits down next to him.]

How do you plan on finishing it?

action; prefers_chess July 1 2011, 00:04:36 UTC

A walnut stain. To match my parents' bedroom furniture.

[He refrains from tattling with regard to the pressure to paint it colours instead.]

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byweavinglives July 1 2011, 02:35:27 UTC

Counselor Cooper is not on parole. That's Eames and Nathan.

prefers_chess July 1 2011, 02:46:04 UTC

So he's an axe-murderer who got away with it?

byweavinglives July 1 2011, 02:47:21 UTC

He certainly might be.

prefers_chess July 1 2011, 02:47:53 UTC

At least someone admits it.

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