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Escape 031

Aug 24, 2010 20:55

[Voice Post]One down, approximately one hundred and seventy-nine to go ( Read more... )

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voice; russian accent go! spiritofsorrow August 25 2010, 04:35:07 UTC

What is your religion, that you cannot play sports?

voice; chessmastering August 25 2010, 04:38:11 UTC

I'm an initiate in the order of the monks of Kuala Ragul. We practice a lifestyle of extreme pacifism.

voice; wait seriously, or are you just pulling stuff out of your face XD spiritofsorrow August 25 2010, 04:48:08 UTC

Ah, forgive me, I did not hear about them before. I see.

voice; I and Rudy both are lying like a rug. Making up wild stories to get out of sports is canon. chessmastering August 25 2010, 04:53:36 UTC

I'm not surprised. We value secrecy and privacy very highly.

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laughs_forever August 25 2010, 05:02:05 UTC

[Mike pondered the Voice Post for SO LONG before coming up with a response. And it's a super-hesitant one at that.

Any chance of joining that order or is it exclusive?

chessmastering August 25 2010, 05:04:04 UTC

That depends on your willingness to adhere to its fundamental principles. Can you in good conscience renounce athletic activity in all ways, shapes, and forms, despite any temptations to the contrary?

laughs_forever August 25 2010, 05:10:25 UTC

Definitely. Even if I'm not sure the order will cut it for my parents.

Does walking count?

chessmastering August 25 2010, 05:13:42 UTC

The order is very understanding when it comes to parental disapproval.

Only if a pedometer is involved. If not, you're fine.

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audio ][ treacherouswork August 25 2010, 05:52:25 UTC

Do you have to number the days like that? And since when do religion and gym have anything to do with each other? Minus human sacrifices.

audio ][ chessmastering August 25 2010, 05:58:06 UTC

Yes.

And my religious convictions require me to live a life of extreme pacifism. Therefore, I cannot engage in athletic activity. It is simply too violent.

audio ][ treacherouswork August 25 2010, 06:00:50 UTC

I wanna know what's violent about badminton.

audio ][ chessmastering August 25 2010, 06:04:02 UTC

It involves hurling projectiles at your opposition.

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goodboysgood August 25 2010, 10:19:06 UTC

Ah yes, the holy cloistered order of Bullshittus Primus. I have no doubt you'll be with your people there.

chessmastering August 25 2010, 11:23:25 UTC

Ah, you've heard of them. Very good.

Pity you failed out of initiate training, yourself.

goodboysgood August 25 2010, 11:48:43 UTC

I'm afraid I don't subscribe to their creed.

chessmastering August 25 2010, 16:12:31 UTC

It is a lifelong commitment. Only a select few have what it takes to make it to ordination.

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