[Chalked on the Wall of Rudy Miller's Bedroom | Off-Network]
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Your attention, please.
To anyone who participated in the juvenile, inane, and utterly reprehensible display of misconduct that appeared to pervade the City yesterday, displaying an utter lack of maturity by engaging in such puerile acts as pranks, jokes, gags, capers, deceptions, and other related antics:
Allow me to extend my congratulations on a job well done. In recognition of your achievements, I will be awarding ribbons for exemplary performance.
To submit your accomplishments for judging, please respond here with your name and a brief description of activities committed. Only pranks committed between the hours of 12:00:01 AM and 11:59:59 PM on Wednesday, October 13th will be considered eligible for consideration.
On an unrelated note, two further points of business:
-Claire is an excellent cook, and worthy of commendation for services rendered.
-As of today, the obligatory annual countdown stands at fourteen days and counting.
[OOC: Yet another delightfully quirky aspect of Rudy's canon--his penchant for handing out ribbons. Don't ask where he got them; it's just part of his charm. And he's completely serious about giving them out, too. Any pranksters who regale him with a story of their accomplishments will receive one in accordance with their efforts. :D]