September 12, 2022

[prefers_jam]

A fourth year from Hufflepuff offered me confectionary. Fortunately I do not care for sugar.

Also, a gentle reminder to all students that it is permitted to have no more than one familiar. Otherwise I will none too regretfully be forced to dock points.

Comments

[smithami]

Of course you will.

[prefers_jam]

An unusual reaction for a prefect, I am sure.

[smithami]

No. A usual one for you.

[prefers_jam]

Prefect.

[celkin]

You are very concerned with familiars.

[prefers_jam]

It is our job to be so, amongst other things.

[celkin]

That doesn't mean you have to bring it up every time you write.

[prefers_jam]

I have only mentioned it the last two times I have written. That is because the matter has not been resolved. If it was, I would cease.

[jackedoff]

They're good! You should try one! I did and I haven't died or anything!

[prefers_jam]

I do not care for cavities, thank you.

[jackedoff]

You won't get cavities from eating sweets every once in a while! Besides, that's why you brush your teeth!

[prefers_jam]

Most brush their teeth insufficiently.

[buttonholed]

Chloe has two felines with her.

[prefers_jam]

I see. How very enlightening. Well, that explains her resistance to the school policy. I must refer this matter to the headmaster at once. My thanks.

[buttonholed]

Indeed.

[celkin]

No.

[chrisyaxley]

I caught two students trying to hide their pets away in different dormitories. It's unfortunate and bothersome. I have other things to do.

[prefers_jam]

The school would an improved place if only students followed the rules. They are there out of necessity after all. Imagine if we all had as many familiars as Bulstrode is reputed to. If only I could get permission to search Hufflepuff.

[chrisyaxley]

The school will turn into a zoo; I can be certain of that. I think dealing with too many students is more than enough for us.

[prefers_jam]

As things stand, a school is only a few small steps away from a zoo at the best of times.