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[prefersantennae]

[ The communicator clicks on to a purple haired boy -- assuming that is a boy, the voice is, after all, a little high pitched -- fiddling around with it. At last he grins, apparently noting the record button. ]

--oo? Helloooooo? If you're on the other line, can you say something for me? This PokeGear is a little outdated, if I say so myself. --

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In which I set China up for more abuse, go ahead, knock him over! :3

[distantwater]

You are just going to get yourself more lost that way, aru.

Action? | The traps meet!

[prefersantennae]

I'm afraid you're mistaken. Once somebody is lost, they're lost; there aren't degrees to that kind of thing. And if you don't mind me saying, you could use some speech and language pathology as well.

Action! Hoho, he's annoyed now. And the accent gets thicker.

[distantwater]

What in the-

Just who do you think you are, aru? Has no one taught you to respect your elders!?

Action | He only calls them as he sees them, yo. /asdfjalsfjl accent ♥

[prefersantennae]

I'm Bugsy, Azalea Town's gym leader and the top authority on bug pokemon. It's time you introduced yourself as well!

Action | aruaruaruaru

[distantwater]

[He understood like, none of that, but straightens, drawing himself up like a great proud bird]

I am The People's Republic of China, and 4,000 years your elder, aru.

Action | da...ze...? dazedazedaze-- forget this. /PWNZ

[prefersantennae]

[ Oh, and you're a crazy old man as well! Birds DNW, just sayin'. ]

Do you know who said the man who mocks others with his pokemon will be mocked by his pokemon?

Action | Eeeep!

[distantwater]

[Bahaha! Wasn't even thinking about that when I typed it.]

...Why do you keep talking about that game made by Japan, aru?

Action | >:D

[prefersantennae]

You're not making any sense, sir.

Re: Action | lol, generational gap

[distantwater]

You are the one who is not making any sense, aru.

Action | It's because I only play shotas, sob.

[prefersantennae]

I know that I'm coherent. You should be explaining yourself!

Action | /brb, calling Chris Hansen

[distantwater]

What are you talking about? I don't have any explaining to do, aru!

Action | aldsjflaskdfl wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[prefersantennae]

The least of my priorities is arguing with you right now. If you don't mind, miss...

[ Creepy pedo woman DNW ]

Re: Action | Just kidding!

[distantwater]

I AM NOT A WOMAN, ARU!

Action | /shotapants away ;o;

[prefersantennae]

Huh? You're not--?

Oh, sorry about that, mi-- sir!

Action | /snicker

[distantwater]

[Better. China sighs, but settles down a bit.]

It is a common mistake, aru. You are forgiven.

Action

[prefersantennae]

[ ...Snicker. ]

If you say so!