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[ The communicator clicks on to a purple haired boy -- assuming that is a boy, the voice is, after all, a little high pitched -- fiddling around with it. At last he grins, apparently noting the record button. ]

--oo? Helloooooo? If you're on the other line, can you say something for me? This PokeGear is a little outdated, if I say so myself. --

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Video | BACKDATED LIKE A MILLION YEARS my friend thing glitched out okay.

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[Okaywhat. Is that a giant bug. Did it just come out of a ball the size of a kid's hand. ...Well. Why not.]

..Ah, I apologize, this is not.. Johto. Or.. Azalea. [YEAH SO HELPFUL]

Video | False

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Battle?

Video | Your fortune cookie is false.

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My team of pokemon against theirs! If a challenger beats me, then it's my job as gym leader to give them a badge.

Video | what even

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So you make them fight? ...Hm. Badges.. I see, competition based.

Video | Because they come from China.

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Beating me earns you a Hive Badge but it's no easy task! My researcher has made me an authority on bug pokemon!

Video | I can believe that

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Ahh, so that's how it is? I see.. Quite an interesting idea.. I wonder who thought of it?

Video | I lied. They're Korean.

[prefersantennae]

The origins of that are pretty sketchy, but I'd say the Kantou league was the first!

Video | is that why they're always wrong

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Kanto?.. Kanto region?

[As in, that region on his main island, Kanto?]

Video | H-HEY. They're right sometimes! "A stingy Japanese man is in your future." :|

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You've heard of it? It's kinda strange that you wouldn't know about pokemon then...

Video | :| you have to add "in bed" after all of them

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..It may be a coincidence. Kanto is a region in the country of Japan.

Ah.. I am that country.

But in any case, it must be a coincidence..

Video | Sexy fortunes! ...in bed.

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Japan... That's not my country's name. I'm afraid you must have your Kantos confused! Sorry!

Video | A thrilling time is in store for you. ....in bed.

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Ah, well.. it is fascinating, nonetheless.

Video | http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html

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It's really popular. That's the only reason Whitney got started!

[ Thinking to himself how unlikely it was that Whitney became a gym leader... ]

Video | "The great joy in life is doing what people say you cannot do." ...in bed

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Ah, Whitney?

Video | /does the forbidden in bed

[prefersantennae]

She's the gym leader in the town after mine. She specialized in normal-type pokemon!

Video | PFFFT

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Oh, I see.. how many types are there?