000 | Fourth Wall

[prefersantennae]

Wow! It really got crowded all of a sudden!

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[notmidgets]

People need to stop repeatin' themselves.

[Squeaky mocking voice GO!]

Oh what's happening?, There are so many people! My claustrophobia's going to flare!- there should be another question: where's the booze in a dead place like this?

[prefersantennae]

Geez, I'm real sorry but I don't think you're going to find any of that here, mister.

[fancy_violinist]

[Did someone say...KRICKETUNE...?]

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[prefersantennae]

[ MY LOVE...! ]

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[prefersantennae]

[ LET US NEVER BE APART AGAIN. ]

[prefersantennae]

There really are pokemon here as well!

[ IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUUUUUEL! I mean check it out and see if it's any different from a Johto Kricketune. SINCE IT IS CLEARLY INDIGENOUS TO DISCEDO. Why else would a Kricketune be wandering around, after all, unless it was WILD? ]

[ TL;DR HE IS APPROACHING KRICKETUNE CAREFULLY ]

[unchainer]

You're telling me. This place isn't even on my map.

[prefersantennae]

Welcome to Discedo trainer! I'm in charge of making a map, actually. It should be out in a matter of weeks!

[unchainer]

Discedo? Wow, this must be a really new land to not even have a map. What kind of Pokemon are here, anyway?

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[prefersantennae]

There aren't any routes marked, either. It's going to be hard setting up the Discedo league! As for your question, so far I've only seen Kritectune and Slowking. The probability of finding pokemon in the wild is . . . 0.5%!

[isopooooooooood]

[Oh, hello! You look like a nice person! We should be friends!]

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[prefersantennae]

Bathynomus giganteus--?

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[prefersantennae]

[ I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT ]

[isopooooooooood]

[Well, it couldn't have been something I said, at least! I don't talk!

...What is that ball in your hand. Oh dear.]

[nobody_xpects]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[prefersantennae]

The what inquisition?