Eighth Flight [video]

[prefersflight]

[The camera turns on, and as you can clearly see, there is Falkner, and apparently, Miltank in the background. And Pidgeotto is currently conversing with the Miltank. Naturally, this obviously has something to do with them.]...Two things. One, for every five empty bottles you bring us, we will give you one free bottle of Moo Moo Milk. Trade and

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[daddyslilpyro]

How much can that bird hold weight wise?

[prefersflight]

...Not a lot. It's mainly a finding bird. It can, however, carry a human.

[daddyslilpyro]

Nothing I would need would weigh more than that, I think. Think I could hire you for a delivery service? I've still got a list of parts I require and... well, my usual assistant is gone now.

[prefersflight]

...I think we could do that, yes. What exactly do you need so we can work out a price?

[Video]

[deadlywires]

This sounds like a very fair trade.

May I inquire as to how your cow's milk may taste in tea?

[Video]

[prefersflight]

...I'm glad you think so.

...I've never had it in tea, personally. But it does taste much better then regular milk.

[Video]

[deadlywires]

In that case, I may have to experiment. How much is the base price?

[Video]

[prefersflight]

...It's simply based on what you own. However, for a small bottle, all we ask for in exchange is a can or two of food. Simply so we can keep feeding the Miltank.

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[morphinbirdboy]

...cute bird.

[The hawk part of his brain wants to eat this Pidgey. But, Tobias is still mostly human.

...mostly.]

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[prefersflight]

Thank you...?

[You eat Pidgey, you... well, Falkner will still like you because BIRDS OF A FEATHER and all that jazz. BUT 8|]

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[morphinbirdboy]

You're welcome.

[...squint.]

...is that kind of cow normally that pink?

[He prefers rodents anyway :3 ]

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[prefersflight]

Yes it is. It's known as a Miltank.

[YOUNGSTER JOEY AND HIS RATTATA HAVE APPEARED.]

[medanmyboy]

[Looking at you. And at your....cow-thing.]

[prefersflight]

[IT'S NOT HIS COW.]

...Yes?

[medanmyboy]

[THEN WHY U ADVERTISING IT]

Normally I would try to strike a bargain with you concerning the soup kitchen...but I happen to have a very large supply of bottles.

[In that he can make them.]

[prefersflight]

[BECAUSE IT NEEDS MORE ADVERTISEMENT.]

...That'll work. For the soup kitchen, we'll lower it to three bottles for a free one.

[...Don't abuse us, okay? We have other people. ;;]

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[prefersantennae]

You two sure are keeping busy!

[ He's laughing but sob sob feels so useless. Has to step up and do something really amazing with his research now. ]

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[prefersflight]

[WHERE ARE YOU BUGSY HE WANTS TO PUNCH YOU.]

...Thanks. It's hard to find things to do here.

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[prefersantennae]

[ IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY... ]

You wouldn't be bored if you came out of the house and followed me around sometime!

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[prefersflight]

[WELL COME BACK TO EARTH.]

...I'm not that bored, Bugsy.