The Ashleigh Legacy | Gen. 1.7.
Archive | ✖ Naughty language, sexual situations/pixel nudity, and general disregard for the status quo.
Last time: Bo and Ares met Bishop's sister, Bee, and found out all about Dylan and Bishop's scandalous extracurriculars, before Bishop got kicked out of his house. Finn got a little crush on his friend, Ami, while Étain continued to be bratty and attention-seeking. Dylan spent too much time over at Bishop's new apartment unsupervised, while Brigid and Finn both got blown up trying desperately to discover the Imaginary Friend potion, with no success. Brigid and Bobbie made things official and Finn and Étain aged up to teens. Everyone was mood-swingy and everything that could be pranked in the house was pranked in the house. Teen party occurred, and Étain and her IF, Austin, began to hate each other's guts.
Finn: Oh, hey Guardian. (...) Yeah, don't worry. I have it all under control. (...) Yeah? Thanks! I think I'm pretty fly, myself.
Charlotte and Austin have taken to chilling on the couch next to anyone that happens to be there at the time. It happens to Brigid the most, and it's really starting to creep her out.
Brigid: What am I feeling?! What is going on here? Oh my god, what if dad is right and the house really is haunted?
Charlotte: muahahahahahehehehehehee
So she asked Dylan to come and watch a movie with her. He, of course, chose Twilight: New Moon.
Brigid: So, he's going to walk out into the sun and expose himself because he thinks she's dead?
Dylan: Yeah. If he exposes himself to humans then the older vampires will kill him, and he doesn't want to live without her.
Brigid: Can't he just sense her running through the crowd?
Dylan: Nope. But watch, she's going to run up and catch him right before he-
Brigid: OH MY GOD!
Dylan: Ugh, I know!
Brigid: Why didn't you warn me that he takes his shirt off?! Gross!
Dylan: I'M SORRY!
Finn, meanwhile, is looking to get his freak on with his childhood crush, Ami.
Finn: ...Ami, hey! Uhhhh... I was wondering if you wanted to get some food with me? (...) Y-yeah, like a date. If that's cool?
And it was. Even though she was already seeing that Garret dude with the lips. Ami moves fast, and keeps on moving, as you'll see later in this update. She's like a shark.
Finn: I brought you something. I don't remember what's in it, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't ever alive at any point. Maybe it's a book?
Oh, Finn. ♥
Finn: Aren't you hungry?
Ami: Not that hungry. I just really wanted to spend some time with you, so I was happy with whatever you wanted to do.
Ami: I'm really glad we kept in touch, Finn. You know, you're looking really good these days.~
Finn: *chokes on all the food* oh um thankyou ami you'resopretty
Finn: I hope you like these. I picked them on the way here. I tried to shake as much of the dirt off as possible.
Ami: Oh, they're great! They smell really nice. Thanks, Finn. Want to do a little stargazing with me?
Finn: I've read that that planet is going to crash into our's some day, so then we're going to have to go live on that one; see that tiny little one out there?
Ami: (You're so cute.)
Ami: So, you really like space, huh? I think it's really interesting, too.
Finn: (You're so cute.)
AND THEN SHE LEFT HIM. Because curfew. But he was still sad.
Finn: (Oh no! I forgot to kiss her! How am I ever going to steal her away from Garret if she doesn't have my scent on her? I should chase her down and pee on her...)
No, honey. Just go home.
Speaking of going home.
Ares: DEAR GOD, how long were we gone?! My babies are teenagers now!
Bo: I smell a party. I SMELL A PARTY.
Bo: I have no idea if this was your idea or not, but I'll bet it was. I never should have trusted you kids to take care of things while we were gone. I bet your sister didn't even steal anything all weekend! Some protégée I have... Sigh.
Dylan: Brigid wanted to have a party, too! Why do you always blame me for everything?! I thought you'd be proud of us for misbehaving, or something.
Bo: Did you invite any former Paperkids Gang members to the party and drown them in the hot tub?
Dylan: ...no.
Bo: And that's why you're grounded.
Bo went to bed then, so Ares had to punish the girls. But first, liquid courage.
Ares: Your mom says I have to yell at you for being irresponsible this weekend, and while I am definitely upset that you sold Finn and Étain and replaced them with kids your own age just to fool us, I'm not angry that you had a party. Just stop getting caught, because then she yells at me.
Brigid: Um, dad? That is Finn and Étain. You guys missed their birthdays.
Ares: ...Shut the fuck up.
Ares: HOW DARE YOU GET OLD WITHOUT ME HERE FOR IT? There better be leftover cake!
Étain: Oh my god, dad! There is cake! Jfc.
GOOD KITTY. Shred that nasty paper. You show those paperkids what we think of them.
This is the very first and very last time you will ever see a Pets pet in the Ashleigh legacy. I installed and unisntalled it in the same four hour time frame. Unless I magically get a better computer some day soon, it's not happening.
Ares: I have to find that cake. I am so hungry. So hungry I have to resort to self-cannibalism!
Ares: Cake?! Oh caaaake! I hear you calling my name. I'M COMING, MY LOVE.
Bo: Hey, babe. Did you hear from Sidney that someone is spreading some completely random and unsubstantiated rumors about Dylan?
Ares: Yeah. And I don't even know what the rumors are, just that they exist.
Bo: Think we should ground him for it?
Ares: Totally.
That surly face is fucking magic.
Being the only kid that didn't get in trouble for anything, Finn is free to leave the house. So he goes to Ami's.
Finn: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey. Me again.
Ami: So I see. *laughs* What's up, Finn?
Finn: Well, um, I guess I'll just say it. It's probably kind of obvious that I've had a crush on you since we were kids... and we seemed to have fun the other night. I suppose I was just wondering if you felt the same at all?
Ami: I do like you, Finn. Very much. But you know I'm seeing Zane Sinclair, right?
Finn: Really? I thought you were dating Garret?
Ami: I'm seeing both of them. Just casual, you know?
Finn: Oh. So you're maybe open to another option, then? A better option?
Ami: What did you have in mind?
Finn: Just, you know... maybe you choose me instead?
♥
And then this happened. No joke, as soon as he kissed her for the very first time, she immediately dragged him into her bedroom and banged him. Bitch moves faster than Bishop.
Finn: Don't worry about Zane. I'll make sure he knows that you're not on the market anymore.
Ami: Okay. *giggles* You know, you should go egg his house!
Finn: Maybe I will. And then I'll come back and sweep you up and we can fly off into the stars. Because that would be awesome.
Ami: You're such a romantic, Ashleigh.
Finn: I guess I am.
Such a romantic gesture.
You dumbass. She was standing right there.
Lacy: FINN ASHLEIGH! What the hell is wrong with you?! I'm calling the police and I'm calling your mother!
Finn: Oh god. No. No.
Which do you think is the bigger threat?
Finn: Think maybe you could just throw me in jail? It would probably be safer than taking me home.
Cop: I love the word 'hooligan'.
Bo:
Finn: Mom. You're over-reacting.
Bo: Join your siblings in shame, Finn. I can't believe you allowed the cops to scent on you. Now you'll never be able to be a proper criminal.
Finn: good cause i just want to do science
Bo: WHAT.
Finn: Nothing. Crime is yay.
Bo: Is your brother doing science under my roof?
Étain: Is that like bath salts?
Bo: ...
Dylan likes to hang out in the sandbox. Like, all the time. It's kind of getting embarrassing.
It's the only way to stop being grounded.
Étain: Hi, Zane? Hello?
Finn: Ami? Is that you?
Étain: ...
Finn: ...
Étain: YOU CALLED ME!
Finn: YOU CALLED ME!
Oh, precious twins.
Dylan: So, Ami, I hear you cured Finn's virginity.
Brigid: Get your ass out of my face, Dylan.
Ami: Just call me Doctor Love, right? Am I right?
Dylan: *snortsnortlolol*
Brigid: Oh my god.
Finn: Charlotte says she likes you. She also says she believes you when you say that you sat on a whoopee cushion and didn't actually fart.
Ami: Um... who's Charlotte?
Finn: What do you mean? She's right in-between us.
Ami: ...Right on. So, video games are great, huh?
Well done, Finn.
I love Bobbie. Despite how dull she is, she's the only potential S.O. that comes over to visit autonomously.
Brigid: Hey, sweetie. I'm glad you stopped by. I just wanted to make sure we were all set for prom. You still want to go, right?
And there's that Snob trait. Gotta love it.
Both Finn and Étain finally got the opportunity to make Charlotte and Austin real by sending a rainbow gem to the science lab.
Bo: I'm not paying for it, because while I can appreciate your delicate and beautiful insanity - I love it in your dad - I can't justify spending a bunch of money on something I can't see. So, instead, I'm giving you my Collection Helper. That should help you find the gem on your own.
Finn: Wow, thanks mom!
Finn: As soon as Charlotte's real I'll make sure we pay you and dad back for everything.
Bo: But I just said we weren't giving you any money, sweetheart.
Finn: You didn't have to, mom. We just sold the car.
Bo: ..........
And he did. He really did.
Bo suddenly got very tired - read as she nearly passed out at the loss of her awesome yellow car - and had to lie down. And in the two whole hours since Ami had left the house, she hooked back up with her ex-boyfriend. And once again Finn was alone. I really seriously hate that bitch. My poor Finn bb. :(
But instead of being sad, let's all laugh at Dylan who literally can't progress his Charisma level past three because he doesn't have enough friends.
Dylan: I guess there's only so many slick ways a guy can have a conversation with himself, huh?
Sorry, bb. Try the Guardian of the Abyss, maybe? Or the TV or the microwave?
Bo rolled the wish to learn all the recipes, so I sent her to the bookstore. I laughed and laughed at this mime who couldn't walk past her despite there being zero obstruction. It was like a hilarious mime skit.
Look, guys! It's just like the old days!
It's about time she rolled a LTW. This one is absolutely doable, and it will keep her out of trouble. Plus, if she becomes an old spinster and is alone for the remainder of her days - which is a distinct possibility given her lack of interest in romance - then at least she'll have some solitary activities to keep her occupied.
Finn: Can't I just jump straight to time machine? I just want to make a time machine.
???: Um, hey Finn..?
Finn: Oh, hi Vickie. You're all of a sudden extremely close to me.
Vickie: Yeah. *giggles* I came over to hang with Brigid and she told me that you and Ami were over. I just wanted to tell you that she's a total whore slut and you can do so much better than her.
Finn: yeah, you're probably right. I guess I really should try and get over her.
Vickie: You could start by asking me to prom. That would probably make her really jealous.
Charlotte: (Damn, and people say I'm creepy.)
Finn: Yeah, okay. Why the hell not? Vickie, do you want to go to pro-
Vickie: YES. ILOVEYOUFINNASHLEIGH.
Finn: sjfskdsl
Yeah. Basically Vickie has been stalking Finn for awhile so I just decided to let that shit happen.
Dylan: Blah blah blah prom?
OBVIOUSLY. These two are surgically attached at the mouth and groin.
On the day of prom, Miss Queen Mooodswing decided to skip school. I was certain she was going to get grounded and miss the dance.
Étain: How hard can it be to make meth? Stupid dropout rednecks make it all the time...
Ares: You have got to be kidding me!
Étain: oh shit hi daddy
Ares: Don't 'daddy' me! Do you have any business playing with this stuff? Do you have any idea what you're doing? You could have seriously hurt yourself. You could have blown up the damn house! And I'm really upset that you're forcing me to use the dad voice!
Étain: I didn't- I just... Finn uses it all the time! I just thought-
Ares: No, you didn't think, Étain. You need to be more careful!
Étain: I'm sorry, daddy. It won't happen again.
Ares: Well... alright. Just, go and help your mom with the dishes. And try not to get into anymore trouble. There's only so many times I can cover for you.
But trouble and Étain go hand in hand. She broke the shower.
Finn: NO WHY? I just wanted to be clean!
She booby-trapped the sink.
Étain: FUCK. I forgot.
And the almost made Brigid pee all over the kitchen floor.
Brigid: OH MY GOD it looks like the cover of that one Cure album!
Finn to the rescue. ♥
Finn: I know you've been having a hard time lately, acting like an unholy terror nightmare made flesh, so I thought maybe I could help brighten your day.
Étain: What's in here? Was it ever alive at one point? I know you, Finn-
Finn: It's a rainbow gem. I found two.
Étain: !!! Oh my god!
And so Étain mailed off their gems while Finn played lookout. Probably looking for any rival families looking to grab a quick score by beating up a tiny girl with skunk hair and a crazy boy who's too busy thinking about stink bombs to be paying any sort of attention to anything else. Also boobs.
Étain: Okay, Austin; can we just put this stupid rivalry behind us for now? You've been sulking in doll form for, like, three days. I sent in the stupid gem and your potion will be ready any day now.
Austin: Good. I seriously can't wait to get out of this form. You have no idea what it's like! I'm cranky for a reason, you know...
Étain: Yeah, whatever. You owe me §4,500.
Ares: Babe? Is that Dylan outside in the sandbox?
Bo: Mm-hm.
Ares: Babe? Is our son a giant cat? Is he pooping?
Bo: No, Ares. He's not pooping.
Ares: Good. That would have been weird. Let's make out.
Finn loves the hot tub more than anyone else in the family. He's in it all the time.
Finn: Um, bro? Could you maybe reign in the leering and save it for your boyfriend?
Dylan: Mmm, the warm, lapping caress of hot, bubbly water on my-
Finn: DUDE. NO.
Dylan often fights his hydrophobic nature if it means harassing one of his siblings.
They've been trying to get over their mutual shitheadedness so they'll at least be slightly, vaguely kind acquaintances so Austin will trust Étain enough to drink the IF potion. But all they do is pillow fight now, which is just a softer, cuter form of abuse. And Austin only ever smacks her on the ass.
Austin: Hehehehehehehe.
Étain: Ew. Gross.
Look who aged up at the house, literally an hour before prom. Oh, Bobbie; you're freaking beautiful. I was worried that Brigid was going to get stood up for Prom since Bobbie is a YA now, but Bobbie did this magical bi-location things where, while she sat on the Ashleigh's couch all night, watching TV and waiting for Étain to get back from Prom, she also attended Prom with Étain. And there's a picture to prove it. Very impressive, Bobbie.
With the kids away, mom and dad just relaxed all night.
Dylan: Where the hell is Finn? We're going to be late.
Étain: He was yelling at the Guardian the last time I saw him.
Brigid: I can't wait to start medical school. Far away from here.
Finn: Yes, I will absolutely sacrifice my first child to you if you make sure that me and Vickie make that whore Ami so jealous that she launches herself into the sun! (yeah right like i'm ever having kids lololol) (...) What do you mean I might have to because I'm in a legacy family? What the fuck is a legacy family?! (...) That's so ridiculous. Are you gonna take the deal, or not? (...) Okay, good. Gooooood.
Looks like the Guardian came through. Finn made out like a bandit, and the rest of the kids all had a great time, too.
Brigid: I'm really glad you decided to still go to Prom with me, even though you had your birthday and all. You looked really beautiful tonight. I was so happy.
Bobbie: So was I, Brig. I feel really lucky to have you and I can't wait to start my life with you. ♥
(I love you ladies and you're both so beautiful but so boring omg.)
It's about time, jfc.
I was surprised that Étain won Prom Queen, and I certainly wouldn't say that she deserved it, but considering how crappy things usually are for her, I think it was nice that she could have one really good night.
And we all know that Finn won Prom King by making a deal with the Guardian of the Abyss. I wonder how that's going to turn out...
BIRTHDAY TIME!
It's like EA sets out to always make Dylan age up as sleezily as possible. I approve.
And to make Brigid look as homely and terrible as possible. I do not approve.
Dylan rolled Diva as his last trait (apt) and his Lifetime Wish is Hit Movie Composer. Because the nightly news Weather Girl position was already taken. ♥ (And I have to take advantage of the fact that for some random reason, during his early teen days, he somehow acquired three levels in every instrument and I have no idea how.)
Dylan is now available for download.
Brigid rolled Perfectionist as her last trait and her Lifetime Wish is World-Renowned Surgeon. Because money.
Brigid is now available for download.
Dylan: Hey, Bishop. Where were you? I had my birthday and you never showed up.
Bishop: Sorry, beautiful. I've been occupied. You should come and see me. I have a surprise for you.
Dylan: A surprise? What is i- ...oh. Oh. Really?
Bishop: Yep.
Dylan: Okay. Yeah. Okay..
(Please forgive Bishop's skintone. Ridgewater makes vampires look green unless their skin is paled out completely in CAS, which I forgot to do until later on.)
Bishop: Surprise.
Dylan: Holy shit... That was fast.
Bishop: Jerod and Bee set it up so I'd be changed right after my birthday. Sorry it conflicted with yours, but I wasn't in any mental state to see you until today.
Dylan: Oh my god.
Bishop: I'll take care you, Dyl.
Dylan: I'm so nervous..
Bishop: I know. But I promise it doesn't hurt when you love the person. It actually feels really good.
Dylan: Woooooow. That was... incredible. It's like I was flying through the galaxy. The world fell away and I was warm and cool at the same time, but you were always with me, keeping me safe and holding me up.
Bishop: That's just the immense blood loss talking, beautiful.
Bishop: (I can definitely get used to this.) Let's go lay down, okay?
Dylan: Yeah... but first...
Dylan: Love you forever.
Bishop: Forever and ever, Dyl.
And because I can't leave you on such a sappy note, here's Bo doing what she does best.
Thanks for sticking around after such a long hiatus, guys! This update was a long time coming, but my game had started crashing really badly, so I decided to just wait for the Supernatural patch. Well worth it, too, since it's made my in-game life a lot easier, and I have a lot of new, fun ideas for the future, now.
As always, thanks so much for reading. ♥
Guest Sims:
Ares Live by emalso
Bee Bowyer by nice_days
Bishop Bowyer by nice_days
Bobbie Kim by moncoeursims
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