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Ok guys, i've decided to have the first BBQ of the year on Sunday,May 21st at 1pm and you're invited. just let me know if you're coming and how many you're bringing. i want to make sure there's enough food and drinks. :) side note, i have asked that the live band kareoke folks to be there, so bring your singing voices. :) oh and wear something you ( Read more... )

I'm having a texas hold'em night this sat at 5pm. if you would like to come, please let me know asap. here are the payouts. $50 to get in, limited to 15 people. winner takes 50% of the pot. second place gets 20% and third gets 10%, the rest goes into food and drinks for everybody. please let me know by thursday if you're interested. right now i ( Read more... )

this crack my ass up. Asians

I'm taking donations for this.

Sometimes I get lonely and bored, such as now...boy it sure be nice for soemone to come over and watch a movie while cuddling up to wine and a fireplace...


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Your Stipper Song Is
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my first time getting pulled over for a DUI. Nice.

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