It's the one day where I actually condone tequila drinking, not that I may partake (though thoughts have been had), but yeah, happy cinco de mayo. It's days like this you really miss the company of a little sexy mexican ( Read more... )

Your Birthdate: September 23

With a birthday on the 23rd of the month (5 energy) you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them ( Read more... )

American Cities That Best Fit You:

65% Austin

60% Atlanta

60% Denver
60% Las Vegas

60% San Francisco

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Maybe the last 2 with Vegas or San Fran...especially San Fran, but you're fucking kidding me if you ever think I would fit in Austin!!!

But if I nicknames my penis 'the pontiff' would that be sacreligious? Cause I think that's a pretty cool nickname for a penis....

that's all I really got for ya.

Hope everyone is doing well. I want to get sick enough where I actually can call into work and not feel guilty about it. At least I could take my car into Midas then...

later!

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Why do jalepenos make my stomach rumble and bumble and stumble the next day. I took a shit and my ass was on fire...

and I just felt like saying that.

Here's to hoping I get on the eliptical today...

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (86). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the ( Read more... )

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