thanks casey
THE "IF I HAD TO" SECTION.
1.] If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would you want it and what would you get?
A nondescript geometric shape or pattern on my arm somewhere. i was thinking two short parallel lines
2.] If you HAD to dye your hair which color would you choose?
black
3.] If you HAD to get a piercing what would you choose?
both ears.
4.] If you HAD to change your name...what new name would you choose?
something that is either completely made up, or some anachronistic name that can be shortened to something interesting
THE "IF YOU COULD" SECTION.
5.] If you COULD go bungee jumping, would you?
I would
6.] Would you move somewhere else, if you COULD?
not just yet
7.] If you were given the chance to go to Paris, WOULD you go?
Yes
8.] If you found 10 million dollars, and it was YOURS to spend, what would you buy?
real estate. plane and concert tickets to see live music around the world. lots of alcohol. time to get a better education. a whole thrift store. a nice salad.
10.] Let's say the President called you. How would the conversation go?
::click::
11] Lets say you had to eat a tarantula for $1,000...would you?
no
12.] Let's say you could bring one person back from the dead...who would you choose?
how about a pet? can i bring a pet back? dead humans should stay dead.
13.] Let's say you could star in any movie (made or in the works) what movie? Don Michael Corleone
THE "FAVORITES" SECTION.
14.] Color[s] blue
15.] Current song? tortoise - gamera
16.] Shirt you own? apiary and bees
17.] Electronic device? laptop
18.] Movie? kubrick. recently No Country and There Will Be Blood
19.] Book? Blood Meridian?
20.] Pair of shoes? macbeth
21.] Hair color? black
22.] Eye color? that hazel shit
THE "OTHER STUFF" SECTION.
23.] What makes your bedroom unique?
no chair
24.] Who do you love?
Jesus
25.] How long does it take you to get ready in the mornings?
i could be ready in five minutes, if i don't shower, eat, take my time etc.
26.] What's your favorite season of the year?
autumn
27.] What is the color of the shirt you're wearing?
maroon
THE "RANDOM" SECTION.
28.] What's the last mistake you made?
not sleeping last night
29.] Is the sun shining?
finally
30.] Can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon?
yes
31.] Do you like text messaging?
no
32.] Are you having a good/bad day?
i'm having a normal day
33.] What was your last purchase?
i rented The Last King of Scotland from the local video store
34.] What are your plans for later?
watching The Last King of Scotland. working on some writing
35.] Who's your celebrity crush?
babe from juno? i dont know
36.] Is there any drama in your life?
its probably all in my head
37.] What song do they need to stop playing on the radio?
commercial radio? probably 90% of the songs
38.] Are you content with life right now?
no
39.] Does anyone like you?
not anyone in my immediate social surroundings, and certainly not "like" like
40.] What is your current obsession?
purposefully going out of my way to make life more difficult, and consequently, conducive to artistic inspiration
41.] Do you have a cell phone?
yes
42.] Ever been kissed under mistletoe?
no
43.] Would you ever smile at a stranger?
this survey is pretty amateur
44.] Ever done a random act of kindness?
yes
45.] Last curse word you used?
fuck, low and slow, while playing foosball
46.] Are your lips chapped? extremely
47.] Are you currently jealous?
about quite a few things, sure. not any more than usual
48.] Do you remember your dream last night?
hehe yeah i didn't go to sleep. i'm awesome
49.] Are you mad at anyone?
fuckin
50.] What's going on this weekend?
me flashing my junk to junior high-schoolers, having my shit pushed in my cellmates, finally to be garroted by a big hapa dude misnamed fernando
51.] Done any summer cleaning lately?
it isnt summer
52.] Anything bothering you?
this survey, increasingly
53.] Do you get mad easily?
only at myself
54.] Did you wish for anything last night on 11:11?
55.] Do you drink coffee on a regular basis?
mmmmcaffienemmmm
56.] Do you wish you were someone else?
no
57.] What are you excited for?
nothing
58.] Ate any exotic food lately?
your mom's rancid, yellow cunt
59.] How many buddies do you have on AIM?
nope
60.] Are you easily amused?
surprisingly
61.] Can you lick your elbow?
no
62.] Do you know this song, "we fly high, no lie, you know this"?
no
63] Do you have a crush right now?
twins!!
64.] How is your summer going?
it should be good
65.] What is on your mind just this second?
sleep