+ 00[2] // PHS to Zack;

[preposterism]

[//unhackable; You can hear Kunsel singing in the background. Sion is clearly in a much better mood, after having found his family's liquor cabinet completely untouched... But we'll soon see that the boys can collectively do more damage than Meteor itself.]

OI, ZACKERY FAIR~~~

Kunsel here tells me YOU'RE BACK.

And you didn't let me know sooner.

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[PHS - to Sai]

[neverwinged]

[Way to nearly blast Zack's eardrums to bits, Sai. After taking a moment to recover by holding the phone at arm's length away, therefore missing half of that call, he brings it back to his ear in time to hear something about a present, and something about Kunsel being . . . Kunsel.]

. . . is this the kind of present that ends with me being royally embarassed, or the kind that's all wrapped up in a bow and shiny paper?

'Cause, y'know. Either way it's comin' from you, an' that's an automatic warning right there.

[ to the tune of 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' ]

[iluphone]

[ Kunsel's voice is a little distant, but even so he sounds distinctly inebriated. ]

I WANNA BE WRAPPED IN A BOW AND SHINY PAPER!

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai~~~~ Wraaaap me in a bow and give me to Zaaaaackyyyyyyyy~ [ hic ]

...ffft, what was I doin' aga-- OH!

ZACKY LISTEN T'MY SONG! 'S A GOOD SONG! I LOVE THIS SONG. AND ME. AND YOU!

AND I LOVE YOU TOO ASHLEY~ DON'T MAKE THAT FAAAACE~

'K GOING NOW!

[ Ahem. This is to the tune of 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' ]

Zacky had a chocobo~
Chocobo! ChoCObo~!
Zacky had a chocobo,
Whose coat was black as coal~
And everywhere that Zacky went~
Zacky went! Zacky went~
Everywhere that Zacky went,
the bird was sure to stroll~

She followed him to work one day~
Work one day~ Work one day!
She followed him to work one day,
and how doom did descend~
It made the SOLDIERs laugh and point~
Laugh and point! Laugh and point!
It made the SOLDIERs laugh and point~
To see Zack's new girl~friend.

And then Angela turned it out~
Turned it out! Turned it out!And then Angela turned it out

Re: [ to the tune of 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' ]

[preposterism]

[You can hear Sai trying to strangle Kunsel away from the receiver-- He's a little breathy (considering he's still freshly undead), but manages to gasp:]

What ever are you talking about, Zack my sweet?

[And then, you hear him snapping at Kunsel:]

WHATEVER, KUNT. GET. OFF. OF. ME.

[There's a little bit of crashing and clattering as boys and already-broken furniture end up on the ground--]

...Jus'... get over... here, please.

[neverwinged]

[That facepalm miiiiiight be audible over the phone.]

. . . so y'both went and got y'selves hammered, an then called me?

I feel the love, man. I really, really do.