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preposterone

And I thought I didn't have a type.

May 09, 2005 16:54

She went from Jack White to Kenny Chesney? Humpin' HoHosephat! Did any guy with a guitar have a chance, or what?

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santaprudencia May 9 2005, 17:21:56 UTC

She's the Winona Ryder of the oughties. She's also fugly when she's thin.

Absolutely. preposterone May 10 2005, 11:01:06 UTC

And frightening when she's brunette.

can somebody say tigerbag May 10 2005, 11:52:03 UTC

rebound?
or, pregnant?

or ... preposterone May 10 2005, 12:20:14 UTC

Publicity stunt? Maybe she's secretly bumping pocketbooks with Katie Holmes.

Manic O. wonders why the hell we care ... preposterone May 10 2005, 12:36:09 UTC

And I figured out that I care because it's nice to see a rich, famous, gorgeous (when she's blonde and got some meat on her, anyway) woman making mistakes with her love life. But no, I normally couldn't really give a shit about her -- as far as I'm concerned, she knocked my dear Joey Lauren Adams right off her career track, and it's not like she's Sandra Bullock, who chooses consistently dreckful projects, but who, according to the People magazines I read at the chiropractor's office, seems like a damn cool gal to hang with. She lives in a ranch in Austin, gives money to charity, likes a good bar fight now and again, probably smokes pot with Matthew MacCauneghy (sp?) -- which means she probably gets to see him playing his bongos in the buff.