1. I only transcribe the bits I'm gonna use. Save myself a LOT of time that way.
2. Owen Wilson's into some kinky shit? Will you share him if you get him? He hits my "nose fetish" button something awful.
3. I have two ways of experiencing L.A.--complete disappointment, or complete "why don't I live here?" raucousness such as you describe. I think the difference is whether I'm hanging out with someone who lives there or not. On my own, I have no fun. Clinging to inhabitants (other than my elderly cousin in Long Beach or any other member of my family, natch) I have a riot.
WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the “Butterscotch Stallion,” has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: “I don’t want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else” - and proceeded to lick her buttocks for “over two hours.”
Uh, that doesn't sound perverse to me. That sounds like fun. At least for the first hour. And then I think I might want to at least roll onto my side, so my back wouldn't hurt.
Owen Wilson can lick my big fat ass anytime. I was ambivalent about Team Zissou, but loved the soundtrack; Wes Anderson and I have roughly the same taste in music.
I also love: Robertson Blvd (there's a store there called Lisa Kline where everything only runs up to size 4 but looks like it came from my closets) Venice Beach (which appeals to the same part of me that loved the Liberace museum in Vegas, plus, cheese fries and sand = joy) The Lost Boys (because Keifer was on my high school fuck list, until I found out he's 5'7")
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June 23 2005, 09:55:42 UTC
it was the S.M. Mountains. Thank you so much for coming down here, your fun and energetic presence is always welcome. I hope your feet feel better - I got burny Daisy Duke tan lines from my ridiculous shorts.
Wait until the Butterscotch Stallion comes in to where I work, you will receive e-mails you'd never imagine...
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2. Owen Wilson's into some kinky shit? Will you share him if you get him? He hits my "nose fetish" button something awful.
3. I have two ways of experiencing L.A.--complete disappointment, or complete "why don't I live here?" raucousness such as you describe. I think the difference is whether I'm hanging out with someone who lives there or not. On my own, I have no fun. Clinging to inhabitants (other than my elderly cousin in Long Beach or any other member of my family, natch) I have a riot.
4. Tank Girl! Tank Girl!
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WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the “Butterscotch Stallion,” has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: “I don’t want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else” - and proceeded to lick her buttocks for “over two hours.”
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I also love:
Robertson Blvd (there's a store there called Lisa Kline where everything only runs up to size 4 but looks like it came from my closets)
Venice Beach (which appeals to the same part of me that loved the Liberace museum in Vegas, plus, cheese fries and sand = joy)
The Lost Boys (because Keifer was on my high school fuck list, until I found out he's 5'7")
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Wait until the Butterscotch Stallion comes in to where I work, you will receive e-mails you'd never imagine...
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