I think it's undeniable...

May 11, 2010 19:28




In my travels I have met many many woman; hot, short, skinny, fat, ugly, foreign...I tend to avoid four out of six of those, but the rest...I never forget. I have a thing for long legged blondes. At least I did until I realized that they are absolutely crazy. I keep notes of each of these women in my head. I need tabs on them in case I ever run across them again, but...my brain is starting to overload with foreign affairs and I feel at risk for loosing my own personal file of women. I need somewhere to store this information...

Like here.

Name: Elle Bishop
Hot factor: 6/10
Fuckable factor: 6/10
Relationship factor: 0/10
Fucked: Not yet, I think my penis is afraid of her.




I'm not even sure if she's legal. She doesn't act it, but I hear she's sleeping with Sylar. So for the sake of my own personal self respect I'm going to pretend I know that shes above 18. Bob's daughter is adorable, she plays this innocent game, but is clearly a psycho bitch. I have a feeling she's one to let a shock out to her partner in bed.

Name: Tracy Strauss
Hot factor: 9/10
Fuckable factor: 7/10
Relationship factor: 9.5/10
Fucked: Over and over again.


There's a look on her eyes that show shes in charge of the show. Tracy is very dominating and controlling. To be honest, it is very, very sexy. Not to mention she's into politics, thats what sets the relationship factor so high. With her by my side I am sure that I can go far.
Out of the three triplets she's the baby, but the one with the power. I have to be honest though, she doesn't match Niki in bed. Tracy's dominating side makes her always in control, and I think if she got mad enough my penis would be an ice pop.

Name: Nicole Sanders
Hot factor: 9/10
Fuckable factor: 10/10
Relationship factor: 5/10
Fucked: One night in Vegas.



Its undeniable that Niki has issues...many many many issues.This woman has more personalities than a Republican, but they'll all hot. Niki, Jessica...Jessica, Niki. I'm fine with either one. Niki is a sweet, charing mother. Shes strong, beautiful...shes the whole package; the kind of girl you spend your life waiting to meet, but then theres Jessica, who would blow your head off for five dollars - that would be hard to live with. But Jessica is amazing in bed, if thats the girl I slept with, then you can sign me up for that ride again even if she had a pistol in her thong.

Name: Heidi Petrelli
Hot factor: 8/10
Fuckable Factor: 9/10
Relationship Factor: 8/10
Fucked: Practically every night for over 10 years.



The Ex is always a dangerous route to take, but she divorced me so it's alright...right? Anyways, those were some good years, until that little accident happened and she ended up in a wheelchair. That made our sex life basically non-existent so I had to sleep with Sanders. Heidi didn't understand, nor did she like the bum beard I grew when I decided to become a part time alcoholic. BUT- Shes a MILF with amazing eyes, and a fantastic mother. The only points she gets knocked off for is having the wrong hair color.

Name: Maya Herrera
Hot factor: 7/10
Fuckable factor: 5/10
Relationship factor: 2/10
Fucked: She needed her Green Card.



Everyone wants a Latin lover, but Maya is just annoying. All she does is whine, and whine and you get where I'm going. She may help me look good for foreign affairs but this woman is a hit and run. Enough said.



tracy strauss, heidi petrelli, niki sanders, parody, elle bishop

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