OOC: Types of Roleplays (Offensive)
This is just for amusement.
Like seriously, if you are going to get offended...don't click on the cut.
Career Roleplayers
These are the people you swear must get paid for doing this shit, even if they fucking suck. These are the assholes who roleplay on just about every damn social networking site out there, but not with one character, but multiple. They’re the people that spend every waking hour roleplaying as if it’s what they were destined to do.
Canon Snobs
This group of people will frown down on anything that doesn’t seem canon. If you ship outside of what happens in the show then your ass is going to be between a cross bow, if you make a gay character straight or a straight character gay then they will make you repent in front of a statue of Tim Kring himself.
Chicks with Dicks
These are the females who play male characters, ‘nuff said.
Dick Enviers
This is one step beyond Chicks with Dicks, these are Chicks with Dicks who love fucking other dicks. They make these guys who are meant to be straight just to make them gay. It’s like they can’t get enough of the penis, or they are just obsessed with homosexuality.
Eharmony Roleplayers
These are the people who roleplay to look for relationships. Not in character ones, but they take it one step beyond and truly believe they are dating that mun or that mun’s damn character. They post about you on their real life facebook, twitter, myspace, whatever, about relationship things with that person…when said person doesn’t know what the fuck is going on…then they become creepers, and when you break the ship because you realize what is going on…They swear you just called them up and ended a real relationship. This shit is not mutual, they’re just psycho.
Fairy Tale Roleplayers
Look at all the classic fairy tales. Once a girl finds her prince or vice versa, said person abandons their old life. These are roleplayers whom once they get in a ship forget everyone else they’ve ever roleplayed with, and only are around for that person.
The Muse Killers
They just push their rights of using a certain muse. They become so obsessed with one face that they make OCs in every verse they can use that celebrity. If online roleplaying existed ten years ago, the person who killed Selena would have been this type of roleplayer. They are just over obsessed with their playby.
OR
These are people who play their character sooooo bad that you can no longer look at the celebrity or character the same. They just fucking killed it for you.
The Dittos
These are people who make multiple characters from the same show and play them EXACTLY THE SAME. The only thing different is a name and face. You have to wonder if these people have ever watched the damn show!
The Self Lovers
Simply, these are players who ship and fuck people with the same muse or playby. Might as well masturbate in a fucking mirror, it would be a lot less freaky.
The Dick Lovers
Not a Envier, but these are the chicks, or guys who have fuck 9 out of 10 of the men they’ve roleplayed with.
The Whores
They’ve fucked 9/10 of everyone, not just guys or girls, but both genders, cross genders and probably Mr. Muggles. They got Twitter AIDs.
Suffocate Me Dry Groupies
Emo. That’s all they are, fucking emo. They complain and whine all the time, mostly because no one will roleplay with them. Sometime they talk about quitting over it, just hoping someone will beg them not to. Well guess what? QUIT! If no one talks to you it’s not their fault it’s yours. Don’t go jump off a real bridge or something, just make your character do it…then do the world a favor and DELETE.YOUR.ACCOUNT. No one feels sorry for you, they may pity you, but most likely being a whiney bitch will make them hate you, and wish the fail whale would eat your ass.
The Only Children
At least you hope they are an only child….or have no family at all…cause they just roleplay incest. They role play it with their dad, mothers, brothers, sisters, uncles, their aunts, they’re second removed cousin, their fucking grandma. All their accounts they ship with someone who is somehow related to them or share a last name.
Self Absorbed
These people don’t even roleplay they just sit and tell you shit about their real lives hoping people will care when no one really does. If people wanted to know who you were they’d asked about you outside of RP. Those are what real accounts are for, even if your real life account has -10 followers.
The Sex Addicts
They’re timeline is 90% sex, and it’s with more than one person, and usually on more than one account.
The Child Molesters
They ship/sex characters who are under 18, or they roleplay rape. Doesn’t say much about them does it?
This is just for amusement. It's not aimed at anyone. I fall in multiple categories.
If you think of anything else, anything at all for me to add...just let me know. ;D
Like seriously, if you are going to get offended...don't click on the cut.
Career Roleplayers
These are the people you swear must get paid for doing this shit, even if they fucking suck. These are the assholes who roleplay on just about every damn social networking site out there, but not with one character, but multiple. They’re the people that spend every waking hour roleplaying as if it’s what they were destined to do.
Canon Snobs
This group of people will frown down on anything that doesn’t seem canon. If you ship outside of what happens in the show then your ass is going to be between a cross bow, if you make a gay character straight or a straight character gay then they will make you repent in front of a statue of Tim Kring himself.
Chicks with Dicks
These are the females who play male characters, ‘nuff said.
Dick Enviers
This is one step beyond Chicks with Dicks, these are Chicks with Dicks who love fucking other dicks. They make these guys who are meant to be straight just to make them gay. It’s like they can’t get enough of the penis, or they are just obsessed with homosexuality.
Eharmony Roleplayers
These are the people who roleplay to look for relationships. Not in character ones, but they take it one step beyond and truly believe they are dating that mun or that mun’s damn character. They post about you on their real life facebook, twitter, myspace, whatever, about relationship things with that person…when said person doesn’t know what the fuck is going on…then they become creepers, and when you break the ship because you realize what is going on…They swear you just called them up and ended a real relationship. This shit is not mutual, they’re just psycho.
Fairy Tale Roleplayers
Look at all the classic fairy tales. Once a girl finds her prince or vice versa, said person abandons their old life. These are roleplayers whom once they get in a ship forget everyone else they’ve ever roleplayed with, and only are around for that person.
The Muse Killers
They just push their rights of using a certain muse. They become so obsessed with one face that they make OCs in every verse they can use that celebrity. If online roleplaying existed ten years ago, the person who killed Selena would have been this type of roleplayer. They are just over obsessed with their playby.
OR
These are people who play their character sooooo bad that you can no longer look at the celebrity or character the same. They just fucking killed it for you.
The Dittos
These are people who make multiple characters from the same show and play them EXACTLY THE SAME. The only thing different is a name and face. You have to wonder if these people have ever watched the damn show!
The Self Lovers
Simply, these are players who ship and fuck people with the same muse or playby. Might as well masturbate in a fucking mirror, it would be a lot less freaky.
The Dick Lovers
Not a Envier, but these are the chicks, or guys who have fuck 9 out of 10 of the men they’ve roleplayed with.
The Whores
They’ve fucked 9/10 of everyone, not just guys or girls, but both genders, cross genders and probably Mr. Muggles. They got Twitter AIDs.
Suffocate Me Dry Groupies
Emo. That’s all they are, fucking emo. They complain and whine all the time, mostly because no one will roleplay with them. Sometime they talk about quitting over it, just hoping someone will beg them not to. Well guess what? QUIT! If no one talks to you it’s not their fault it’s yours. Don’t go jump off a real bridge or something, just make your character do it…then do the world a favor and DELETE.YOUR.ACCOUNT. No one feels sorry for you, they may pity you, but most likely being a whiney bitch will make them hate you, and wish the fail whale would eat your ass.
The Only Children
At least you hope they are an only child….or have no family at all…cause they just roleplay incest. They role play it with their dad, mothers, brothers, sisters, uncles, their aunts, they’re second removed cousin, their fucking grandma. All their accounts they ship with someone who is somehow related to them or share a last name.
Self Absorbed
These people don’t even roleplay they just sit and tell you shit about their real lives hoping people will care when no one really does. If people wanted to know who you were they’d asked about you outside of RP. Those are what real accounts are for, even if your real life account has -10 followers.
The Sex Addicts
They’re timeline is 90% sex, and it’s with more than one person, and usually on more than one account.
The Child Molesters
They ship/sex characters who are under 18, or they roleplay rape. Doesn’t say much about them does it?
This is just for amusement. It's not aimed at anyone. I fall in multiple categories.
If you think of anything else, anything at all for me to add...just let me know. ;D