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[pressedham_d]

Firstly, I'd like to issue an apology to everyone present at Ryan's house saturday night, especially Ryan and his sister. My insobriety was shameful and disgusting, to say the least. I assure you that I'll observe a 2-drink limit for the next 60 days. Also, many thanks to everyone who made sure I lived through that night, especially Aaron, Jenn,

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[anonymous]

What a coincidence. Sat night I was wasted too

[pressedham_d]

Just carry around your Flying V, strap your amp to your back, and go around using the Power of Metal to turn hags into strippers and zombies into delicious bottles of Red Stripe.

[xrestlessx]

You were beyond gone before I got there, but I checked on you a couple times to make sure you were still breathing...

[pressedham_d]

Ah man, you were there? Crap. Talk about bad first impressions.

[xrestlessx]

Hahaha, if it makes you feel any better, I didn't really get too much of an impression...and if you want, I can delete it from my mind...

[pressedham_d]

Yes, deletion would be great. But first, tell me if you know who it was that used the toilet while I lay immobile at it's base. I must congratulate them on their ballsiness.