Happy New Year Everybody!!

WTF did they give girls crowns in church for volunteer service?

Back in the day, I was a jesus princess. Right...

Oh well, I've got a crown and it's badass.

ATTENTION MR/MS STALKER:

Stop writing me messages and deleting them. This is the third time, buster. You are creepy.

All I want for Xmas is gold front teeth.

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I am officially a college graduate! WOO!!

Time to take a huge ass nap!

http://www.winthrop.edu/news/releases/informationdesignmajor.htm

Winthrop faculty: You are a bunch of bastards. Thanks for starting the program I came to school for in the first place AFTER I decided to graduate.

Assfaces.

Today has been my karma payback day (well, not really --karma's paid back in next life, but whatever ( Read more... )

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Motherfuckin' banks. I'm gonna just keep my money in a jar from now on. It should not take 2 days for a check to 'go through'. Lazy bastards.

Edit:

Today I have proven that I am an awesomely BAD friend on TWO occassions. Go me.