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[prestiguarde]

Remarkably busy lately, but it's a busy I can handle. It's strange to have something to do all the time, but not feel completely overwhelmed

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[meckare]

There is nothing you can do short of faking your own death.

[dum2007]

Cougar hunting gone awry on you?

[finalbellyache]

i'll just leave you alone in that case, devon!

;-)

[kingaardvark]

You must find a grizzly somewhere to eat the crazy. With a rampant bear on your hands, what to do but hire a land-dwelling shark to make short work of it; in nature, they are fierce foes, though the shark will no doubt be triumphant. Walking sharks aren't great to have on your hands either, but giant eagles gobble up mobile sharks like a kingfisher eats... well, fish. After awhile, the giant eagle will get hungry and begin stalking you, which is bad, especially since giant eagles have very few natural enemies. Your only course of action: the white spring puma, capable of leaping high into the air and downing the fell creature. With a spring puma hounding your every step, you'll need quick, decisive action to eliminate the threat. Zombies work well against white pumas, so raise the undead corpse of our initial creeper in order to make short work of your pale panther. Luckily, zombies are easy: shotgun to the head.

Or, you could expediate the entire process by using the sixth solution on the very first problem. Whatever floats your

[orkil]

I will make the same suggestion that I always make in these instances. Anally rape her grandmother while pouring sugar down her gas tank.