二十八 // Without Me

[pretecorrotto]

What the everliving fuck.

What happened to my fucking house. I swear when I find you fucking brats, I'll kill you, bring you back, and kill you again.

[ooc: Guess who's back (back back), back again. Moonie's back (back back), tell a friend.]

Comments

SHE'S RELIEVED, REALLY

[felinemystique]

Welcome back.

Pack enough clothes and things for at least a week and get down to the Wilderness, now.

AW SHE MISSED HIS GRUMPINESS

[pretecorrotto]

Why? The house is still standing, at least.

SHE DID

[felinemystique]

Giant, man-eating fire ants. This is the third time they've come since I've been here.

I will come get you if you take too long.

SHE NEEDS TO PLAY SOME TWISTER WITH HIM

[pretecorrotto]

Fine, you're all jumping down my throat on this.

I'll get my shit ready.

[feathered_earth]

Oh good, you found your journal. Apple and Meatbun are already in the Wilderness, so they're fine.

[pretecorrotto]

What the fuck did they do? There is rice on the ceiling.

[feathered_earth]

I think you're just going to ask them that.

You really should get down here. The giant ants aren't here yet, but they will be soon.

[pretecorrotto]

Giant... ants?

You're shitting me.

HE'S ALSO RELIEVED. REALLY.

[smokesordie]

SURPRISE!

AWWW

[pretecorrotto]

Why am I not surprised that you are involved.

:>

[smokesordie]

Involved in what?

BFFS =]

[pretecorrotto]

Take your pick. Either the cheese melted to the sofa, or the ketchup drawings on the table.

[spandexisyouth]

I do not know. What does it look like happened to your house?

[pretecorrotto]

Food is fucking everywhere. I leave my house for a few fucking hours and they tear it apart.

[spandexisyouth]

You are using that word as slang.

Perhaps they tore it apart in preparation for the evacuation?

lol gives new meaning to "food porn" doesn't it

[pretecorrotto]

No, I'm using it as a fucking swear word.

And they left a mess because they never clean up after their damn selves.

[hisbutler_bound]

Ah, Mister Moon. It is good to see you are back, Apple and Meatbun has been most worried.

Please pack your things and evacuate as soon as possible to the Wilderness. I've finished what I needed to do here, though if you require assistance.

[pretecorrotto]

They better be worried.

So this ant thing is serious, then.

[hisbutler_bound]

Perhaps everyone else is being vague but allow me to be blunt.

From what I hear from their last attack, these ants can be fatal with a single bite. Not to mention they will eat you. A kin of normal fire ants, their bite is more than likely painful as well. I suggest you ignore the mess for now, and evacuate.

It has been several days, and when the scouts arrive, they'll be here even shorter than that.

[pretecorrotto]

All right. I'm getting my shit together.