十六 // 1, 2, 3, 4

[pretecorrotto]

Need:
Cigarettes
Tissues
Cigarettes
Pain Meds
Beer
Cigarettes
Beer
Giant cage for herd of cats roaming around

I can't fucking breathe. Apple, if you bring back one more goddamn animal, it will be the last thing you ever do.

Comments

[crowsloveapples]

Why don't you ask Eyepatch for cigarettes?

But Moon, the animals have no other place to go. Besides Sassafras is small, he can stay in the bathroom.

[pretecorrotto]

It's a general list.

No. No more cats. I'm tired of sneezing every ten seconds.

the pre-teen is judging you Moon

[crowsloveapples]

You should probably add some fruit and veggies to that.

I can't take them home cause my house burnt down. They gotta stay here or else they'll be hungry.

The anti-smoking brigade starts young

[pretecorrotto]

These are things I need.

Take them to someone else's house, then.

[felinemystique]

I left the windows open, brat, so you should have plenty of fresh air. And if you're strong enough to complain, you're strong enough to find the painkillers. They're in the first aid kit.

[pretecorrotto]

I found those. There weren't enough.

Even if the windows are open, that doesn't stop the little bastards from crawling all over me.

[esp_optimism]

I think it's great that someone's caring for the homeless pets.

[pretecorrotto]

Great, wonderful.

But some of us need to care for our sinuses.

[esp_optimism]

Maybe you should add tissues to your list, then.

[pretecorrotto]

They're already on there. If you bothered to read, you'd see that.

[smokesordie]

Have you really been reduced to threatening children, or is that how you display affection? If so, you're doing it wrong.

[pretecorrotto]

I'm threatening the person responsible for turning this house into a zoo.

I don't do affection.

[smokesordie]

Who just so happens to be a kid.

Sure, sure.

[pretecorrotto]

I'm not going to take pity on him because he's a kid. Brat can't bring home every fuzzy thing he sees.

The day you see me being all touchy-feely and shit is the day I put a bullet in my brain.

[fugue_angel]

Cigarettes sure don't help when it comes to breathing, you know?

yay my first fugue comment! \o/

[pretecorrotto]

They help relieve stress. These damn furballs cause stress.

XDDD Pretend I am replying more promptly than this.

[fugue_angel]

I suppose that's true enough, but the animals can't be all that bad, right? Unless you're allergic or something.

[pretecorrotto]

You're funny, whoever the hell you are.