二十 // Fruits Candy

Dec 15, 2009 00:51

I've obviously been here too long if my first inclination is to write in this damn thing. Fuck.

You're all insane here. I went home from work and someone licked me on the bridge. What the fuck is wrong with you people ( Read more... )

i haz a flavor, fml, #black, #eyepatch, #youth, #smoke, event!, #apple, potty mouth

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inthecenterfold December 15 2009, 05:59:06 UTC
Why Moon, it almost seems like you're figuring this place out. Hellhole, 'Fuck you' gift, and yes we're all insane, including you. ♥

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ping pretecorrotto December 15 2009, 06:11:52 UTC
My options at this point are either waking up in a mental hospital, or I'm in Hell. That means you're a psychotic delusion or a demon sent to torture me for eternity.

[Something furiously scribbled out]

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Re: ping inthecenterfold December 15 2009, 06:26:29 UTC
Yes Moon, I'm your personal demon torturer. That's why I've got this chain, didn't you know? The fires were a signal from my boss I needed to check in to make sure you were thoroughly suffering.

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more ping pretecorrotto December 15 2009, 06:36:54 UTC
Chain? You truly are a pervert.

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spandexisyouth December 15 2009, 05:59:28 UTC
My turtle is licking me.

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pretecorrotto December 15 2009, 06:07:45 UTC
Sure. That makes sense.

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spandexisyouth December 15 2009, 06:08:50 UTC
Your dog is licking you, and I was relating! It does not make sense for anyone to be flavored!

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why no he did not just lick himself pretecorrotto December 15 2009, 06:12:57 UTC
It's not my dog, it just lives in my house. And it's not a taste, it's a scent.

...Fuck. It is a taste.

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your entry needs more retard crowsloveapples December 15 2009, 17:48:54 UTC
I taste like candy apples!

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Moon's doing a pretty good job himself XD pretecorrotto December 17 2009, 03:24:51 UTC
Then get Shu the damn dog to lick you instead?

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/late, doesn't care ^_^b hisbutler_bound December 16 2009, 00:44:56 UTC
Another person with fruit?

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I am the human snail. This doesn't bother me pretecorrotto December 17 2009, 03:26:18 UTC
Peaches, smells like.

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Priest meet Demon :O hisbutler_bound December 17 2009, 04:46:19 UTC
Peaches. Interesting. A very soft fragrance.

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lol demons are just another race in his world pretecorrotto December 17 2009, 04:50:16 UTC
And who are you anyway?

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smokesordie December 16 2009, 03:23:06 UTC
I dunno, I think the Sphere's trying to tell you something.

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XD that he's a fruit? pretecorrotto December 17 2009, 03:36:32 UTC
And that means what exactly.

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Correct! xD smokesordie December 17 2009, 03:48:41 UTC
Self-explanatory.

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He's one to talk ^_~ pretecorrotto December 17 2009, 04:05:11 UTC
Then what did it stick you with?

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